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Retired Green Beret shoots intruder, gets court martial

Discussion in 'General Gun Discussions' started by ilbob, Jan 23, 2008.

  1. ilbob

    ilbob Active Member

    Retired Green Beret shoots intruder, gets court martial

    BREVARD, Jan. 19, 2008 – Retired Army Green Beret Smokey Taylor got his court martial this weekend and came away feeling good about it.
    Taylor, at age 80 the oldest member of Chapter XXXIII of the Special Forces Association, was on trial by his peers under the charge of “failing to use a weapon of sufficient caliber” in the shooting of an intruder at his home in Knoxville, TN, in December.
    The entire affair, of course, was very much tongue in cheek. Taylor had been awakened in the early morning hours of Dec. 17, 2007, when an intruder broke into his home. He investigated the noises with one of his many weapons in hand.
    When the intruder threatened him with a knife, Taylor warned him, then brought his .22 caliber pistol to bear and shot him right between the eyes.
    “That boy had the hardest head I’ve ever seen,” Taylor said after his trial. “The bullet bounced right off.”
    The impact knocked the would-be thief down momentarily. He crawled out of the room then got up and ran out the door and down the street. Knoxville police apprehended him a few blocks away and he now awaits trial in the Knox County jail.
    The charges against Taylor were considered to be serious. He is a retired Special Forces Weapons Sergeant with extensive combat experience during the wars in Korea and Vietnam.
    “Charges were brought against him under the premise that he should have saved the county and taxpayers the expense of a trial,” said Chapter XXXIII President Bill Long of Asheville. “He could have used a .45 or .38. The .22 just wasn’t big enough to get the job done.”
    Taylor’s defense attorney, another retired Weapons Sergeant, disagreed. He said Taylor had done the right thing in choosing to arm himself with a .22.
    “If he’d used a .45 or something like that the round would have gone right through the perp, the wall, the neighbor’s wall and possibly injured some innocent child asleep in its bed,” he said. “I believe the evidence shows that Smokey Taylor exercised excellent judgment in his choice of weapons. He did nothing wrong, and clearly remains to this day an excellent weapons man.”
    Counsel for the defense then floated a theory as to why the bullet bounced off the perp’s forehead.
    “He was victimized by old ammunition,” he said, “just as he was in Korea and again in Vietnam, when his units were issued ammo left over from World War II.”
    Taylor said nothing in his own defense, choosing instead to allow his peers to debate the matter. After the trial he said the ammunition was indeed old and added the new information that the perp had soiled his pants as he crawled out of the house.
    “I would have had an even worse mess to clean up if it had gone through his forehead,” Taylor said. “It was good for both of us that it didn’t.”
    Following testimony from both sides, Taylor was acquitted of the charges and was given a round of applause.
    Meanwhile, back in Knox County, the word is out: Don’t go messing with Smokey Taylor. He just bought a whole bunch of fresh ammo.

    Tribune Editor Bill Fishburne is a member of the Larry Thorne Chapter XXXIII of the Special Forces Association.
  2. MarshallDodge

    MarshallDodge Active Member

    Hah! That's great. :D
  3. Cougfan2

    Cougfan2 New Member

    You gotta love it! :D
  4. Mannix

    Mannix New Member

    LOL, that's gotta be the funniest thing I've read all week.
  5. Blakenzy

    Blakenzy New Member

    Is this for real?
  6. Myself

    Myself New Member

    What a great sense of humor. Gotta love those special forces guys!
  7. crebralfix

    crebralfix member

    Please post a link. That was great!
  8. rainbowbob

    rainbowbob New Member

    Great job by Mr Taylor. I do agree, however that he should think about a .38 loaded with JHPs.
  9. 41magsnub

    41magsnub New Member

    please be true... please be true!
  10. hso

    hso Moderator Staff Member

    That's amusing. Odd, I live in Knoxville and didn't hear about this one.

    The grandfather that used a .38 to shoot a guy in the head as the BG was running towards his wife and her car I did hear about. Sounds like both seniors were good shots.
  11. ceetee

    ceetee New Member

  12. ilbob

    ilbob Active Member

    It came via email to me. I did a google search and did not find a link to the story.

    I did find a reference to the good sgt at a SF site, but it said nothing about the incident. Only that the report that he had died in 2003 was untrue.

    I emailed the purported author and asked if it was true.
  13. TCB in TN

    TCB in TN New Member

    Don't live in Knoxville, but would be proud to call this gentleman a neighbor of mine! He can use any cal he decides to.
  14. Tommygunn

    Tommygunn Active Member

    The "old ammo" argument was a bit hokey. I've shot old ammo which was as good as stuff bought fresh from the store.
    But otherwise, a great story.

    ... And any way ... his shot placement was straight on!!
  15. doc540

    doc540 New Member

    Now, that right there's funny. I don't care who you are.:D
  16. Glockamania®

    Glockamania® New Member

    Thumbs up for Smokey!
  17. ArfinGreebly

    ArfinGreebly Moderator Emeritus

    Here's Smokey

    Well, he's real enough.

    Can't find the story, although it has a ring of plausibility.


    Another picture:
  18. Lurp

    Lurp New Member

    :D That just brought a smile to my face. Whether it's true or not I enjoyed it. Thanks for the post.
  19. Bones11b

    Bones11b New Member

    Trying to maintain composure while picturing this incident. It's not working LOL :what:
  20. BRASSM

    BRASSM New Member

    Old Age, Experience, and Resolve will triumph over stupidity and evil.

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