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Squash Murder or Self Defense?

Discussion in 'General Gun Discussions' started by Brat7748, Oct 5, 2004.

  1. Brat7748

    Brat7748 Well-Known Member

    From Free Repuplic


    Police for now are not sure whether to classify the 62 year-old Khabarovsk resident's actions as self-defense or murder

    Sixty-two year old Viktor Shakalov had gone to walk the dog and left he door to his apartment unlocked. When he returned, he saw that someone was rummaging through his apartment. Catching this thief in the act, the retiree was downright angry. The thief, however, decided that the best defense was an attack, and jumped the apartment owner. In reply, the retiree applied a beating with a sack which was laying nearby, containing a summer squash. And overdid it: he stopped only after the thief ceased moving. Just in case, Shakalov tied up the man who lay motionless on the floor, and only afterwards did he call for an ambulance and the police. The thief died sometime before the arrival of the doctors.
  2. patent

    patent Well-Known Member

    If the facts are accurate I don't see how this could be murder. Manslaughter at most, and even that seems unlikely.

  3. Brat7748

    Brat7748 Well-Known Member

    I guess you could say the BG got squashed!

    ...and that we must ban all assault veggies...after all it's for the chillin.
  4. Atticus

    Atticus Well-Known Member

    Wow...soft noggin vs hard gourd.
  5. WhiteKnight

    WhiteKnight Well-Known Member

    He killed a man with a bag of squash?

    That must be some heavy stuff! :what:
  6. TallPine

    TallPine Well-Known Member

    Squash Vegetable Abuse Now!
  7. reagansquad

    reagansquad Well-Known Member

    Does anyone know if this squash had a bayonet lug or regular cap mag?
  8. SoundWave

    SoundWave Well-Known Member

    I'm pretty sure the squash had a flash suppresser and folding stock, but NOT the pistol grip or bayo lug.
  9. Buck Snort

    Buck Snort Well-Known Member

    Now the nuts of this world are killing people with squash! What's next, cucumbers? BAN ALL VEGETABLES!!
  10. Sawdust

    Sawdust Well-Known Member

    Obviously, it was a squash with "da switch"! :D

  11. Brat7748

    Brat7748 Well-Known Member

    We don't have to ban all veggies....just tax them a dollar a round...er a dollar a plant...er a dollar a seed.

    BATFE will have to become BATFE&V...they will need bigger wind breakers to fit all the letters.

    Have to be at least 21 to buy beer or veggies.
  12. TallPine

    TallPine Well-Known Member

    This wouldn't happen in Texas ....

    There, it would be a sack of skworsh.
  13. Correia

    Correia Moderator Emeritus

    I knew there was a reason I hate squash.
  14. critter

    critter Well-Known Member

    Murder? Nope. Manslaughter? Nope. Community Service Award? YES!!
  15. Carlos Cabeza

    Carlos Cabeza Well-Known Member

    TP, that's funny ! SKWORSH ! :D

    Bonus points for whoever can describe what a summer squash looks like.
  16. Standing Wolf

    Standing Wolf Member in memoriam

    No sympathy for burglars.
  17. Archie

    Archie Well-Known Member

    I was sharing this at work....

    one of my co-workers wonders if the squash has more than 10 seeds; which would also make it an assault veggy.
  18. Preacherman

    Preacherman Well-Known Member

    Obviously left the BG in a vegetative state... :neener:
  19. uglygun

    uglygun Well-Known Member

    gives "beaten to a pulp" a whole new meaning...
  20. Tharg

    Tharg Well-Known Member

    ROFLMAO -ok i didn't make it to the end of the thread -

    ban of all assault vegtables...


    killin me...


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