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The media and the AWB.

Discussion in 'Legal' started by Rebeldon, Sep 18, 2004.

  1. Rebeldon

    Rebeldon Member

    Jan 2, 2003
    Looking back at all the articles written in the press/media about the sunsetting of the AWB, I can now list everything I learned from their wisdom.

    *It is now legal for anybody to buy an assault rifle, such as UZIs and AK-47s.

    *It is now legal to by high capacity "clips".

    *Assault rifles use high-powered ammunition.

    *Flash suppressors make assault rifles invisible.

    *You can't shoot a deer with an AK-47.

    *The AWB banned features which made rifles semi-automatic.

    *It will now be legal to put a pistol grip on a rifle.

    *Pistol grips allow rifles to be used in drive-by shootings.

    *Pistol grips allow the shooter to shot from the hip.

    *Bayonet lugs allow the attachment of machetes.

    *Folding stocks allow assault rifles to be concealed like a hangun.

    *AK-47s and UZIs are the weapons of choice for gang members.

    *The SKS rifle is an assault rifle.

    *It is now legal to have a grenade launcher attached to your rifle.

    *The banned "assault style" features make assault weapons more deadly.

    *The streets will be flooded with more deadly assault rifles.

    Anybody want to add to the list?
  2. boofus

    boofus Guest

    You get more thrust per squeeze from assault weapons.
    (Don't ask me what it means. What one of the VPC 'experts' said, it sounds sexual)
  3. Rawlings

    Rawlings New Member

    Apr 11, 2003
    Ithaca, NY
    *A [semi-automatic] AR-15 shoots 600 rounds per minute.
  4. YammyMonkey

    YammyMonkey Active Member

    Jan 6, 2004
    Denver, CO
    Rebledon, I believe you're mistaken, the features make a rifle MORE semiautomaicer. :p

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