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THR member to star in video game.

Discussion in 'General Gun Discussions' started by starfuryzeta, Dec 11, 2003.

  1. starfuryzeta

    starfuryzeta Well-Known Member

  2. spacemanspiff

    spacemanspiff Senior Member

    too cool!!!

    somewhat related, i was thinking last night that a RPG based on stephen kings 'the dark tower' series would be a lot of fun.
    a gunslinger on the quest to find the dark tower, encountering sorcerers and wizards, hordes of mutants, possessed townspeople, adding characters along the way, moving between his world and ours.

    i'd like to see such a game that takes roland and his band of gunslingers to each of the twelve portals, having to defeat the guardians of them and settle upon the tower to have the final showdown with merlin.

    until then, i can settle for 'dead mans hand'.
  3. cordex

    cordex Well-Known Member

    El Tejon,[​IMG]Meet El Tejon,[​IMG]
  4. The Undertoad

    The Undertoad Well-Known Member

    Looks like a fun game! :) I can see some resemblance there. ;)

    I agree about the Dark Tower game, spacemanspiff. That'd be a lot of fun. I just wish Stephen King took more care when writing about the gun parts (especially the big firefight in NYC).
  5. Henry Bowman

    Henry Bowman Senior Member

    Yep. That's him.
  6. cool45auto

    cool45auto Well-Known Member

    $4,000? He's worth more than that!:p
  7. Atticus

    Atticus Well-Known Member

    Wow.. that's a bit pricey for a lawyer!:D
  8. El Tejon

    El Tejon Well-Known Member

    "Join us again tomorrow for another exciting episode of the Adventures of El Tejon. Riding along the rugged plains of suburbia, hear him talk on the phone! Ask the receptionists for his calls. Flip through his calendar to see what he is late for. Ask his secretary to find a file. And, yet again, be shot down by the young and nubile."

    I need a good tilecrawler! I was "framed" I tells ya!:D

    Well, since I'm going to be in court most of the day tomorrow, I should be easy to catch.:p

    So, what's the beef, chief? What crime would be worthy of El Tejon? Holding up a Starbuck's? Lewd flirting with a waitress? Reckless disregard of the rules of good taste as to ties? Sarcasm about Tejas without a license? What?
  9. El Tejon

    El Tejon Well-Known Member

    Wait, just had a flash about what I am wanted for--exercising my right to criticize my government within 60 days of a general election! Get a rope, Sheriff McCain.:uhoh:
  10. BerettaNut92

    BerettaNut92 Well-Known Member

    How about usage of the phrase: "War of Southern Treason"?

    Oops...I see this one getting locked down soon ... donning Nomex :uhoh:

  11. El Tejon

    El Tejon Well-Known Member

    Skunk, the truth will set you free, but the revisionists will still hound you!:D
  12. spacemanspiff

    spacemanspiff Senior Member

    depending on the type of law practiced, charges could be as great as 'crimes against humanity'....

    KIDDING! (well sort of...) :neener:
  13. El Tejon

    El Tejon Well-Known Member

    Hmmm, I have been thinking of switching over to representing the estates of bears and zombies and other imaginary creatures. From reading THR, I should be able to hire a couple of associates and keep them busy while I'm off to gun skul.:D
  14. Guyon

    Guyon Well-Known Member

    Thread closed. OT.

    Oh wait! I don't have the authority to do that. :D

    Thread reopened!

    Oh wait! It was never closed in the first place! Silly me. :scrutiny:
  15. twoblink

    twoblink Well-Known Member

    Is it just me, or does El Tejon look like Bruce Campbell??

    ET, were you in Army of Darkness before?? :D

  16. El Tejon

    El Tejon Well-Known Member

    two, do they have a "Navy of Darkness"?:D Actually, Bruce Campbell looks like MPFreeman before he grew that AWFUL goatee thing on his face. Now he looks like CSA Col. Cledus Lee Ray I Say I Say Jasper Banjopicker. Matt's got more guns than the entire Souf.

    Yeah, people say I look like the basketball coach for the University of Florida as well. Sans the hot wife, of course.:D
  17. BerettaNut92

    BerettaNut92 Well-Known Member

    Navy of Darkness? Is that from when you were on the Teams? (SEEL 37.5)?

    Banjopicker? Your brother is Chinese?? :confused:
  18. George Hill

    George Hill Well-Known Member

    I say we nab him and turn him in... Just in case.
  19. El Tejon

    El Tejon Well-Known Member

    George, not if I get in my "spider hole.":D

    I'll come out with a beard and a "Dean for President" tee shirt.:p
  20. Edward429451

    Edward429451 member

    That wasn't a pic of THR's El Tejon. Too mild mannered looking. Couldn't be, unless he has the clark kent thing going...Tie covering the big red S maybe?

    No battle scars or anything. Sounds taller in print.:neener:

    Now the wanted poster...THAT's how I picture El Tejon.:D

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