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Wang Dang Don't buy this Parang

Discussion in 'Non-Firearm Weapons' started by Sam Cade, Jun 6, 2013.

  1. Sam Cade

    Sam Cade Member

    Some time ago Gerber introduced a "parang" machete as part of their Bear "Pee-Drinker" Grylls line of knives with orange accents.

    Due to serious design flaws it wasn't long before Gerber was forced to recall over 115,000 of these things due to the risk of catastrophic failure.

    Since then, a product improved version is showing up on the shelves of all the big box stores and is selling extremely well.

    Picked one up for T&E... but it didn't get that far.

    Miserable rubbery one piece grip with a molded in texture that would utterly destroy your hands if used for any length of time. Yuck.

    So I decided to go ahead and pull the grip off and inspect the tang to weigh my handling options.

    Anyone notice anything a bit....troublesome? I sure do.

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  2. Certaindeaf

    Certaindeaf member

    It's no longer yellow.
  3. MErl

    MErl Well-Known Member

    Some genius must have seen a warehouse full of blades on some inventory report and decided to relabel them & sell them. probably got a bonus for it too...

    or did they really design 2 heavy chopping blades in a row with the exact same defect?
  4. JShirley

    JShirley Administrator Staff Member

    That is a horrible place to put that hole. There's already not a lot of "meat" to the tang.
  5. hso

    hso Moderator Staff Member


    That would make me very uncomfortable to have that great honking hole at the transition of the blade to the tang.
  6. lobo9er

    lobo9er Well-Known Member

    but this was designed by "bear"....
  7. Certaindeaf

    Certaindeaf member

    If it's not swabbed/marked Red Bull, I won't buy it. that was a joke
  8. blueskyjaunte

    blueskyjaunte Well-Known Member

    I hate to sound like a snob, but IMHO anybody with any "knife sense" would stay away from Gerber products in general. Their quality over the years has plummeted to the level of the BudK catalog.
  9. Deltaboy

    Deltaboy Well-Known Member

    Shameful .
  10. Certaindeaf

    Certaindeaf member

    I remember taking half moons out of a brand new Kershaw skinner just whittling way back when it was in its "prime". no thanks
  11. Texan Scott

    Texan Scott Well-Known Member

    Knew a Brit that claimed to know "Bear". Called him "Cookie" Grylls, not sure why. Called him a "prat".

    I'm not impressed by the knives he endorses. A simple 3" drop point and a camp saw is probably all most outdoorsmen need. That and a "tactical" can opener. :p
  12. JShirley

    JShirley Administrator Staff Member

    I usually suggest one big blade: kukuri, machete, bolo, hatchet, etc- and one small one.
  13. rcmodel

    rcmodel Member in memoriam

    You have to keep in mind they just paid him to put his name on a line of inferior products.

    Push come to shove in the wild, without a TV crew & medics surrounding him.

    He wouldn't use them either.

    But I don't blame him too much for selling out while he was popular enough to make a buck or two.

    His 15 minutes of TV fame has already run out it seems.

  14. lobo9er

    lobo9er Well-Known Member

    I agree with RC. How many here would say "sorry gerber knives, keep your check" Although they are "survival" tools, in my opinion they are geared more for the yout's. Much like my Rambo knife with the compass and fishing kit.
  15. ugaarguy

    ugaarguy Moderator Staff Member

    I'd certainly tell them to keep their money if they wanted to peddle that crap using my name. There are too many other companies that make a quality product at a reasonable price that one could endorse. Namely, Buck is offering some nice big 420HC full tang fixed blades for under $60. Also, Schrade, who I hadn't paid any attention to until Blade this year, is beginning to get turned around by Taylor Cutlery. Their "Extreme Survival" series has some true full tang 1095 carbon steel big blades for $45 and under. Hso also brought their Chris Reeve copy hollow handle survival knives to my ay attention. Amazingly, those are actually made from a single piece of 1070 carbon steel, and they can be found online for under $60. The Extreme Survival name is silly, but at least the products are of good quality.
  16. rcmodel

    rcmodel Member in memoriam

    You might value your name more then he does?

    Or you might value your name the same as he does?

    But if somebody offered you or I a large sum of money to use it while your name was hot?

    Unfortunately, neither you or I will ever have a hot TV show to find out what we would do I betcha!!

  17. ugaarguy

    ugaarguy Moderator Staff Member

    Rc, I think in large part it's just because I know what else is out there. I'd take a smaller check on the condition that Gerber use my name on higher quality blades if they were the only suitor. Maybe I'm just weird.
  18. Les Stroud seems to be doing alright with Camilus. Heard him talk about how he was infuriating them be insisting on product testing himself and changing stuff to make a better knife. I bet that his checks aren't small either.

    Personally? I wouldn't use a knife who's sponsor's only claim to fame was drinking his own urine. If he's willing to sink that far to get noticed, he probably doesn't know an edge from a bar of soap.
  19. RTR_RTR

    RTR_RTR Well-Known Member



    Actually it would appear his machetes are also pieces of crap with flimsy handles
  20. Sam Cade

    Sam Cade Member

    The carnivore is (that TTBOMK shares the tang with the Les Stroud thing) worse than the Gerber Parang.

    Skip forward to the 3:00 mark for a good look at the tang.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJyoGvEXPwA :scrutiny:

    Dangerous dangerous dangerous!! :eek:

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