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Your Funny Gun Quotes

Discussion in 'General Gun Discussions' started by colorado_handgunner, Apr 3, 2009.

  1. colorado_handgunner

    colorado_handgunner Well-Known Member

    All right, lets hear all your funny gun quotes and statements, the ones that are yours and the ones you have heard. :D Come on, lets laugh a little!
  2. PT1911

    PT1911 Well-Known Member

    signature says it all...
  3. SquirrelNuts

    SquirrelNuts Well-Known Member

    One of my favorites is "why do you carry a .45?" and the reply is "because they don't make a .46"
  4. armoredman

    armoredman Well-Known Member

    Best were when I was doing armored work for 8.5 years...
    "Is that thing loaded?"
    "You're not allowed to carry REAL guns, are you?"
    "Got any free samples?"
  5. Deus Machina

    Deus Machina Well-Known Member

    Don't know if he thought of it, but it's in the sig line of a member of another, unrelated forum.

    "Guns kill people, like spoons made Rosie O'Donnell fat."
  6. Restorer

    Restorer Well-Known Member

    "...and it didn't kick as much as I thought it would." - my sister, after shooting a hole in my brother's beautiful hardwood floor with his Browning Citori 20 gauge. Long story.

    "I'm the only one in this room professional enough..."
  7. TAB

    TAB Well-Known Member

    Gun shows are like strip clubs.
    you get to see alot, touch a little, but nothing ever comes home with you.
  8. Kind of Blued

    Kind of Blued Well-Known Member

    "I am the Sergeant of a three-man Rapid Tactical Force at one of America’s largest indoor retail shopping areas."
  9. KevinAbbeyTech

    KevinAbbeyTech Well-Known Member

    Never heard that one before.
  10. armoredman

    armoredman Well-Known Member

    Gecko45 will never die...
  11. Eric F

    Eric F Well-Known Member

    As a lock blows apart

    "sorry guys its a weatherby"
  12. TWeatherford

    TWeatherford Well-Known Member

    "Keep your booger hook off the bang switch until you want to destroy something."
  13. Naaaaah, of course not, this is a cap gun. Some people. :)
  14. Killermonkey21

    Killermonkey21 Well-Known Member

    Read the sig. :)
  15. 3pairs12

    3pairs12 Well-Known Member

    "I think it is the shoulder thing that goes up." As said by one of our favorite antis referring to a barrel shroud.
  16. Carl

    Carl Well-Known Member

    "If guns cause crime then all of mine are defective." -Ted Nugent
  17. Nugilum

    Nugilum Well-Known Member

    Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people than my guns.
  18. fireman 9731

    fireman 9731 Well-Known Member

    Last edited: Apr 3, 2009
  19. LightningCrash

    LightningCrash Well-Known Member

    How much ammunition is too much?
    No such thing, unless your house is on fire.
  20. ldyates

    ldyates Well-Known Member

    "No, no, don't do that, don't do that. If you shoot him, you'll just make him mad."

    - Blazing Saddles

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