April fools jokes 2021

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Was that pistol ad with the bullets backwards in the magazine an April Fools joke?

It certainly involved someone foolish.
 
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I have seen an announcement based on anonymous sources at the Treasury Department that BATFE is floating trial balloons on the idea of removing the maijuana question from the 4473. Then I remembered the date
That one probably should truthfully be considered. As marijuana becomes legal in more states that’s going to be a more sticky point in 4473 completion as time moves on. It’s only a matter of time before it is legalized at the federal level at which point it will have to change on the 4473 anyway.
 
Well up until the last few months I have never seen the .gov move at anything but a glacial speed. Somebody local was saying that a local WM was giving out free 9MM at the door this morning for the first hour I was told by a friend that uses FB.:D
 
The Glock 1911. I was in a gun shop around this time a few years back where a customer came in and demanded to see the new Glock 1911. And that the store was "holding out" on such a popular and sought after firearm. It took the clerk a good 15 minutes to convey that it was an April fools joke and there was no Glock 1911.
 
I am glad THAT'S over.

"A 'practical joker' deserves applause for his wit according to its quality.
Bastinado is about right. For exceptional wit one might grant keelhauling.
But staking him out on an anthill should be reserved for the very wittiest."

Heinlein
 
There’s the 9mm for deer thread...

A favorite loads thread from the past 4/1 thread being a mixture of different powders.

I told the wife I’d have all my stuff put away before she got home.
 
I got my April Fools joke played on me yesterday morning. Pulled my car out of the garage, so I could remote start it when I was ready, had to go downstate for a funeral. Got a text from my girlfriend, who lives about 7 miles away, asking if it was snowing by me. I certainly didn't think so, and so looked out the window. ¾ inch in less than a half-hour. No trip. Local range instead.
 
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I have seen an announcement based on anonymous sources at the Treasury Department that BATFE is floating trial balloons on the idea of removing the maijuana question from the 4473. Then I remembered the date

Wouldn't that be 4-20? Hard to see through the purple haze.....

I got my April Fools joke played on me yesterday morning. Pulled my car out of the garage, so I could remote start it when I was ready, had to go downstate for a funeral. Got a text from my girlfriend, who lives about 7 miles away, asking if it was snowing by me. I certainly didn't think so, and so looked out the window. ¾ inch in less than a half-hour. No trip.

C'mon man, that's a dusting in MI.

Well up until the last few months I have never seen the .gov move at anything but a glacial speed. Somebody local was saying that a local WM was giving out free 9MM at the door this morning for the first hour I was told by a friend that uses FB.:D

You'd have to be braindead to fall for that one. Walmart completely stopped selling 9mm in Dec. 2020.
 
Yesterday over dinner I told my family I would be late coming home today because I had to do the paperwork for the submachine gun I was buying. No one turned a hair. Sigh...

Told my best friend I had just traded for a K32 Masterpiece, but he knew right away that it was an April Fools joke.

One of those two knows me well...
 
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