10 Carry Commandments.

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Thou should not:
1. Carry FMJ (unless in purgatory, NJ)
2. Carry empty chamber
3. Carry less than 380
4. Carry only 380 when thou can do better
5. Carry without a holster
6. Carry in a fanny pack, pouch, or unsneaky paul in normal circumstance
7. Carry only 5 rounds or less
8. Settle for "better than nothing" when better than that is an option
9. Use statistics or location to justify breaking #1-8
10. Encourage others breaking #1-9
 
I'm certainly guilty of #6 on occasion. And therefore also #8.....and probably also #9 with regards to #6 and #8.

I'm also guilty of breaking #1, but when I break it, it's with flat nosed FMJ. Does that still count?

If I had a BFR I'd probably break #7 too. :D
 
"Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out."
 
"And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chulapas.

"Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out."

You forgot a part!!
 
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