You know you're a mall ninja if....

it kinda looks like star wars through your NVG's.

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That brought a silly smile to my face for some odd reason

If you think Glock is the best pistol EVER period!

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Do you mean to imply that it is not? Surely you jest. Lol.

"If you are dressed in cammies and carrying a big ol' .45 while doing the supper dishes."

Note to self: Stop doing dishes with the blinds open.

Mike

"If you are dressed in cammies and carrying a big ol' .45 while doing the supper dishes."

Note to self: Stop doing dishes with the blinds open.

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Seriously. So now open carrying inside my own home is considered "mallninja-ish"? This thread has transcended from "almost funny" to "borderline absurd" and has almost taken on a "holier-than-thou" air.

Hmm. Touchy indeed.

I would think that if I felt the need to open carry in my own home... I should relocate.

Either that, or I am "looking" for trouble and the mailman is gonna **** himself.

You call yourself Gecko45.

Dr Tad i have recently started counceling and rehabilitating mall ninjas in the area thats how i understand the behavioural patterns and charactoristics

**yes thatll do nicely they will never suspect me now MWAHAHAHAHAHA**

Frank Castle is the "secret Identity" of the character The Punisher from Marvel Comics

just a few more

if you have ever duct taped a laser pointer (the cheap flee market keychain ones) or mini mag light to a firearm

if you have ever bought a mount for a laser pointer or mini maglight to mount to your firearm

if you are superbly efficiant with an airsoft rifle but "recoil" throws you off when useing a real firearm

if you use surplus mess trays as the good dishes

if you use more military slang than most enlisted men

if you have ever seriously tried to CCW a desert eagle

heck ill go so far as to say if youve ever open carried a desert eagle

if you have a flat black suzuki sidekick with a jerry can and shovel (pintle mount optional)

if you think you dont need training because you already seen it all on youtube and got the gist of it

ok im done this time.... who am i kidding ill be back with more im sure

ok ok one more

if you have a 12 pound AR

If you own a flashlight with a strike bezel

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How about if you're not a SWAT officer and you own ANYTHING with a strike bezel/hold-off/breaching device. See shotguns with breaching/hold-off muzzle accesories, AR's with strike bezel flash hiders, flash lights, etc...

You think that just because you watch tv shows about tactics and skills, you actaully have them.

All your guns are Black,plastic, and have accessories that cost 10x more than the gun.

who think your gonna get shot with a high caliber rifle at long distance while going to you job at a mall


you go the range once a week on wensdays and shoot 30,000 rounds a year

you saved the mayors son from getting sexually assaulted, thus the mayor allowing you to carry FA sub guns,


you make up stories/people/places that you know and where you've done special operations even tho you cant pass the army PFT

you question yourself about being a mall ninja

If you believe there is a meaningful difference in stopping power between the .40 s&w and .45 acp.

who think your gonna get shot with a high caliber rifle at long distance while going to you job at a mall


you go the range once a week on wensdays and shoot 30,000 rounds a year

you saved the mayors son from getting sexually assaulted, thus the mayor allowing you to carry FA sub guns,

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This man knows his mall ninja history, this story is where the term came from. http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/

You bring your 200 pound 12 year old to the range to shot his AR styled .22 rapid fire for two hours while you stand around dressed in full camo pounding mountain dew and trying to start a conversion about urban warfare tactics with the people just trying to get a few rounds in before they go grab some lunch...Whew!!!!!! Sorry for the run-on but that is a real guy that goes to the range I go to.

Off his Myspace page http://www.myspace.com/tacticalsecurityenforcer

Gecko45's Details
Status: Married
Here for: Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation: Bi
Zodiac Sign: Pisces
Children: Love kids, but not for me
Education: Grad / professional school
Occupation: TSE
Income: $75,000 to $100,000

That says it all. Married but looking for Bi luvin'. Maybe he saved the Mayor's nephew from himself in the bathroom? I liked the airsoft guns with black painted tips, bet they would be a hit with NY law enforcement as well. Nice to see he has promoted himself to capt. now. After all the ladies/guys love a man in uniform with a high rank.

you go the range once a week on wensdays

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That makes 1 a mall ninja?

Uh Oh....

HGUNHNTR Said....

If you own a flashlight with a strike bezel

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I purchased my wife a Surefire with a strike bezel and she is a mall vixen, not ninja. She even went over how to use it in her karate/self defense class. Very effective weapon that you can carry anywhere without a permit.

Am I thinking of something different?

The_Pretender said:

I think this pretty much sums it all up.........


http://www.lapolicegear.com/tactical-shorts-closeout.html

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Hey nice, order placed! LOL

You gain your gun knowledge from shooting gun on video games and you think you know it all.

you know youre a mall ninja if you are active on the High Road forums.

I'm just kidding.


But, i watched nutnfancy on youtube and I am now an expert on urban combat. I feel it is my duty to spread my professional knowledge to help others.

Majik said:

I'm just kidding.


But, i watched nutnfancy on youtube and I am now an expert on urban combat. I feel it is my duty to spread my professional knowledge to help others.

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I like his tabletops because it a is good way to get a look at a gun without going to a gun store. That said, some of his videos are hilarious. His hater's are even funnier.

rogertc1 said:

You gain your gun knowledge from shooting gun on video games and you think you know it all.

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So my Modern Warfare 2 experience doesn't make me a trained operator? Better not tell my girlfriend or she'll leave me. She thinks I am part of an elite fighting force.

You gain your gun knowledge from shooting gun on video games and you think you know it all.

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That can be a little helpful. The Army does/did use video games. That's where the game America's Army came from I believe. Kinda makes sense, get them to practice formations etc. in any down time. Maybe Gecko45 told me that.