NinjaFeint
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http://www.survivalistboards.com/showthread.php?t=79487
This thread contains video evidence. Scroll down and enjoy.
This thread contains video evidence. Scroll down and enjoy.
You know you're a mall ninja if....
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LeontheProfessional
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LMAo. That was some of the best stuff of all times.
inherentical
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If you spend more on guns than you do on ammo.
You believe airsofting is a valuable training excercise.
You spend 3000 dollars on Japanese toy guns.
You don't think .455 Webley is a good stopper.
You wear body armour wherever you go.
You carry an M4 in your car and a Glock on your hip but never practice, at least not with " real steel ".
Yes, I have exchanged heated words with someone met all the above requirements.
You spend 3000 dollars on Japanese toy guns.
You don't think .455 Webley is a good stopper.
You wear body armour wherever you go.
You carry an M4 in your car and a Glock on your hip but never practice, at least not with " real steel ".
Yes, I have exchanged heated words with someone met all the above requirements.
I keep a 357 in my car hidden and a 357 in my vest... and a 9mm in my brief case.. and yes I Have to have a Rambo type knife the minute I walk out of my house...
But im turning into a Tactical person, little by little... after each months bills paid the more Tactical i can be...
=)
But im turning into a Tactical person, little by little... after each months bills paid the more Tactical i can be...
=)
Boba Fett
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You know you're a Mall Ninja if you think the "Israeli Draw" is just as fast as carrying a chambered firearm and that worrying about how it requires two hands is irrelevant since you shouldn't be drawing your firearm anyway in a scenario where you don't have both hands free.
A few classic semi-edited quotes from Gecko45
Don't make me call my three-man rapid Tactical Mall Security Force on you.
Am I being safe enough? I figure I should tape a trauma plate over my heart so I can stop multiple 338 Lapua rounds.
We have all the best full auto weapons.
We shoot 400 rounds of ammo every night to stay practiced.
I'm not Todd.
I saved the Mayor's nephew's virginity.
My ass is on the line to keep your fat game playing butt from getting sodomized.
http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/
A few classic semi-edited quotes from Gecko45
http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/
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MrGutsy
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you might be a mall ninja if...
You attempt suicide upon learning that the characters and events depicted in "GI Joe" were entirely fictional
You attempt suicide upon learning that the characters and events depicted in "GI Joe" were entirely fictional
Boba Fett
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By the way, if anyone is interested in reading the original Gecko45 posts along with all the replies, here are the links:
First, the geocities GlockTalk page. Sadly, since geocities is now Internet history, we have to use archive.org. I PDFed it for posterity
http://web.archive.org/web/20080515171103/http://www.geocities.com/suketh.geo/gun/mall_ninja_1.html
Here's his second appearance over at hk91.com (also PDFed for posterity):
http://www.hk91.com/boards/Forum2/HTML/001283.html
These are always such a good laugh when I read them.
Dr.Mall Ninja
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by the way he's got his own website now...... http://9x19mm.com/forum3/viewforum.php?f=14
coloradokevin
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you might be a mall ninja if:
1) You won't go shopping for groceries without more than one flashlight on your person. Even in the afternoon.
2) You believe that analyzing any person's chosen firearm and accessories is the most probable way to determine the outcome of a gunflight.
3) You have ever actually approached a real SWAT team member in public and told them why the weapon they were carrying wasn't right for the job (a few exceptions may be noted for people who are employed in a capacity where passing along such information to such people might be considered a part of their job... No, that does not mean YOU, Mr. Ninja).
4) You have the "deadliest" ammo ever created.
5) Your friend in the "SEALS" says everyone is carrying the products that you own.
6) You believe that you were a SEAL; but you weren't.
7) You practice "tactical team operations" at a public gun range, and assign ranks to each of your friends.
8) The aforementioned friends don't actually exist; you don't actually have friends.
9) You monitor a police scanner at all times, but you aren't an amateur radio buff.
10) You carry a "Go Bag" with you when you walk from the bedroom to the kitchen.
11) You think that owning a black rifle makes you an "operator".
12) You think that going on a ride-along makes you a police officer.
13) You have ever claimed to have shot a 1/2 inch 5-shot group at 400 yards from a standing position with an open-sighted rifle that you bought at the gun show last week for $500. (BTW: You didn't actually do this, but thanks for the laugh)
14) You live in an upscale neighborhood, in your parent's basement, and you still wear Level IV body armor when you walk out to your mailbox each morning.
1) You won't go shopping for groceries without more than one flashlight on your person. Even in the afternoon.
2) You believe that analyzing any person's chosen firearm and accessories is the most probable way to determine the outcome of a gunflight.
3) You have ever actually approached a real SWAT team member in public and told them why the weapon they were carrying wasn't right for the job (a few exceptions may be noted for people who are employed in a capacity where passing along such information to such people might be considered a part of their job... No, that does not mean YOU, Mr. Ninja).
4) You have the "deadliest" ammo ever created.
5) Your friend in the "SEALS" says everyone is carrying the products that you own.
6) You believe that you were a SEAL; but you weren't.
7) You practice "tactical team operations" at a public gun range, and assign ranks to each of your friends.
8) The aforementioned friends don't actually exist; you don't actually have friends.
9) You monitor a police scanner at all times, but you aren't an amateur radio buff.
10) You carry a "Go Bag" with you when you walk from the bedroom to the kitchen.
11) You think that owning a black rifle makes you an "operator".
12) You think that going on a ride-along makes you a police officer.
13) You have ever claimed to have shot a 1/2 inch 5-shot group at 400 yards from a standing position with an open-sighted rifle that you bought at the gun show last week for $500. (BTW: You didn't actually do this, but thanks for the laugh)
14) You live in an upscale neighborhood, in your parent's basement, and you still wear Level IV body armor when you walk out to your mailbox each morning.
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LeontheProfessional
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You have one of these
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4Iz0TXmmvU
or these
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bI0AzYwIILQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4Iz0TXmmvU
or these
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bI0AzYwIILQ
NinjaFeint
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My grandfather did this and the three most tactical things he ever owned were a Smith and Wesson 22lr revolver, flannel overshirts and long johns.
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Shadow Man
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Personally, I monitor a police scanner, and while I have an interest in amateur radios I do not own one. Know why I monitor the scanner? Comes in real handy to know what is going on around me; accidents, traffic backups, road repair, things of that nature, as I have no desire to get stuck in traffic. This thread is taking on a ridiculous nature: instead of just trash-talking everything that you personally have no use for, why don't we get back to doing something productive for the RKBA and the advancement of responsible gun ownership?
LeontheProfessional
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Boba Fett
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Oh come on. Do we have to start an argument about something as stupid as a Mall Ninja joke thread?? Really? Someone has to explain this? :banghead:
As with the "you might be a redneck" jokes, the "might be" part is important.
The idea being that not everyone who does X is a Mall Ninja, but most Mall Ninja's do X.
As for getting back to RKBA, there are a lot of threads on the subject. If you don't want to be a part of this thread and think we must focus on RKBA only, why have you been reading this and why post a reply? Why not stay in the RKBA sections and let the rest of us have our fun? Have we insulted your honor and must now have a verbal duel the end result of which will be the locking of the thread??
Thankfully THR is a place where we can talk about the fun side of firearms, the RKBA side, the practical side, the hysterical side...heck with it, all sides of firearms.
As with the "you might be a redneck" jokes, the "might be" part is important.
The idea being that not everyone who does X is a Mall Ninja, but most Mall Ninja's do X.
As for getting back to RKBA, there are a lot of threads on the subject. If you don't want to be a part of this thread and think we must focus on RKBA only, why have you been reading this and why post a reply? Why not stay in the RKBA sections and let the rest of us have our fun? Have we insulted your honor and must now have a verbal duel the end result of which will be the locking of the thread??
Thankfully THR is a place where we can talk about the fun side of firearms, the RKBA side, the practical side, the hysterical side...heck with it, all sides of firearms.
LeontheProfessional
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You might be a Redneck Mall Ninja ... Now there is an idea.
MrGutsy
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You might be a mall ninja if...You think that playing enough Fallout 3 will prepare you for any SD scenario
NinjaFeint
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You mean my Pip-Boy won't work in real life?
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