You may have too much ammo if...

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JellyJar

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You may have too much ammo if...

1. The National Guard comes to your house for ammo when deployed in your town!

2. You can't make a ham sandwich because that stuff wrapped in tin foil is ammo, not ham!

3. You have to move 5 crates of 556 to open your closet and 10 crates of 7.62x39mm falls on you after opening the closet door!

4. The paint on your car is peeling because you can't put it inside a 3 car garage stuffed to the brim with ammo!

5. You skin your knees on boxes of ammo every night when you have to get up to go to the bathroom! ( Also you are an old man now :( )

6. Your foundations is cracked because it settled under the weight of your ammo supply!

7. You are being sued by the last burglar that tried to burglar your house because he got injured after crates of ammo fell on him!

Anybody else have any clues?
 
Whew! Glad to find out I don't have too much! I was getting concerned, but it sounds like I don't even have "enough" yet. Back to the press.....
 
I'll play.

UPS/FED-EX makes YOU come to their distribution center to pick up everything when your latest shipment of ammo arrives there.

You have had several flat tires because the ammo you bring home exceeds your weight limit on your truck.

Your garage that used to be on a small hill is now in the depression in your front yard.:D

You have to order takeout everyday because you can't find your kitchen let alone your stove and cooking utensils.

A thump in the night usually means a crate or two of ammo is settling.


Ask me how I know these things.:D
 
.....if you hear the astonished MSM reports of the ammo stockpile of the San Bernardino terrorists and you think to yourself that those quantities are less than your critically low inventory levels............... for each of your calibers.
 
... you are moving to a new house and you have to factor in time and gas money just to move the ammo.

...you don't go to the gym to lift weights, you just reorganize your ammo.

...you die and your relatives could start an ammo mail order company out of your basement.
 
Your last delivery of ammo went Brownells instead of your house.

This actually happened to me. I don't know what the UPS guy was thinking.

Pete
 
You own boxes of ammo for guns you have never owned just because you may own one one day and found a box at a "good price"
 
You can only have too much ammo if you're swimming or on fire. Storage/shipment/regulatory issues are problems to be solved, not symptoms of excess supply.
 
Fill the back passenger area of your truck with full ammo cans for more traction on the snow and ice..... (don't laugh, it works!)
 
...other bills/obligations/important stuff isn't taken care of. Otherwise you need more.
 
Before you can build your new house structural engineers who work on designing dams and bridges have to be brought in to lay out the foundation and flooring supports, and this is just for your rimfire ammo.

Your ammo storage throughout the house gives new meaning to the words "load bearing walls".

A photo of your home is in the dictionary, next to the definition of "stockpile".
 
Your wife and neighbor are sitting in the living room, hear the report of the San Bernardino terrorists' inventory, and your wife says "I think we have more than that just in the bedroom."

It takes a forklift and a medium-duty truck to move. And that takes several trips.
 
If you have to move, or have a house fire. :what:
The last time I moved (to another state), I had two, spring sagging, 360 V8 hill dogin', half ton pickup loads of ammo. :(
 
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