I'm your friend, and I assure you I'm
real - I don't just exist on the internet.
I'm also 70, 8 years older than you, and don't feel I've reached "geezerhood" yet. Unless being a "geezer" means getting ticked off at a gun company every once in a while because they list a gun on their website that they're not really building. I won't go into it, but this time it's Ruger that's listing a gun I want on their website that they're not really building. But that's happened to me before with other gun companies, and even at 70 years old, I figure it will happen to me again. That is, I'll see a gun on some gun company's website that strikes my fancy, I'll try to find it for sale somewhere, only to find out that, unlike myself, it only exists on the internet.
Like I say, I'm ticked off at Ruger right now. But I'll get over it in a week or two, because in a "week or two" some other gun will have struck my fancy.
BTW, I don't know much about that "SHTF" stuff. I've never bought any guns for that.