Catched Some Pigs

Ole Joe Clark · Dec 27, 2019

Since I don't drink, I have to ask. Is this one of those "hold my beer" moments?

Have a blessed day,

Leon

Patocazador · Dec 27, 2019

Ole Joe Clark said:
Since I don't drink, I have to ask. Is this one of those "hold my beer" moments?
Have a blessed day,
Leon

Back in my 20's I drank quite a bit of beer. After about 5 beers riding the hog seemed like the thing to do. Beer muddles up your common sense.

MCgunner · Dec 27, 2019

Patocazador said:
A sow got me from crotch to crotch ... hung on like a bulldog.

20+ stitches at the ER.

OUCH! Proves my point, though.

Thibaut · Dec 28, 2019

Patocazador said:
Was that you in the video?

I had a barrow hog that eventually got up to 400 lbs. When I got a few too many beers in me I would call him up and straddle him and then sit down and lock my legs around his belly. He would spin and spin while trying to bite one of my legs. He didn't like to be ridden.

That hog was named Piggy and he slept on the welcome mat of our front door at night. I eventually butchered him.

So. You castrated a piglet. Named him. Swilled him to 400 pounds. Got drunk and rode him like a bronco. Gave him a bed at your front door. Then you ate him. Tell me you didn't.

Patocazador · Dec 28, 2019

Thibaut said:
So. You castrated a piglet. Named him. Swilled him to 400 pounds. Got drunk and rode him like a bronco. Gave him a bed at your front door. Then you ate him. Tell me you didn't.

Yep! Got him to eat so that's what we did.

Catched Some Pigs

Ole Joe Clark

Member

Patocazador

Member

MCgunner

Member

Thibaut

Member

Patocazador

Member

Similar threads