It's because of Wolf ammo...
No, wait, it's aftermarket magazines caused that.
On second thought - you probably used grease in cold weather!
Scratch that, it was obviously one of those weirdo calibers like .357 sig, .45 gap or 6.5 crudmore for sure.
Hang on, I enlarged it and I think it was those Geico woodchucks or trash-pandas. YUP, that's the one I'm sticking to!
Or, was it so doggone well camouflaged that you jumped down from your stand and landed on it?
In any case, call this a bump 'cause I really want to follow this one.
And warranty? Why not? I would and if they laughed at me, it might still be worth the humor.
Did you have a fall-back (no pun intended) to cover your hunting with?
Oh, and how's the scope?
Todd.