Gun related Haiku thread..

Golfanaticshooter said:

Beautiful job
We saw what you just did there
Bravo and well done[/

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Howland937 said:

My pants have a bulge
On the side, not in the front
Nineteen Eleven

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Cold steel in my hand
My target lurks in shadows
Where is my daughter?

Standing corn I walk
Pheasants flush up in the air
Smell of gunpowder

Glocks are ugly guns
I won't own a single one
Give me some curves, please

freed from its cage yet
soaring like a ray of light
falling like autumn

9 or .45?
To Glock or not to Glock? Sigh -
New year, same topics.

For the mention of
'That Which Must Never Be Named'
risks the ban hammer

We prefer all things
with moderation, the High Road,
and for good reasons:

Polite company.
But more sinister, due to
the chilling effects.

Have I said too much?
I haven't said enough. Well...
In Before the Lock!



(For haiku purists, each stanza has at least one kireji and there are two kigo.)

Charlton Heston said
Something we should all abide
From our cold dead hands

To serve and protect
Is a promise police made
Duty to protect? Not law.

https://www.insidesources.com/the-police-have-no-duty-to-protect/

For those with gun Haiku,
Only thing I can say is,
Please, may God bless you!

Sam

Scooter22 said:

Haiku on gunforum
Has nothing to do
Just poo poo

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From Scooter 22
On any forum, must be one
So sorry for you

Sam

Bandit67 said:

This thread has brought out my inner poet. Lol. Here's another

Need a good pistol?
Gaston's design is spot on
Glock is perfection

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plastic is for toys
wood and blue steel is for guns
glock is tupperware

he runs on tundra
cycle the bolt load cartridge
lead him as he runs

breathe relax aim sight squeeze
I barely hear the report
I feel no recoil

head down to the ground
momentum flips him over
caribou dinner

The sight is taken

impact good

Joy untold without

their left nils your right

Todd.

iron sights align
trigger press and surprise break
perfect impact ... smile

Curves, curves, curves, curves, curves
Never a Glock for me, friends
Curves, beautiful curves

Nickle, chrome, stainless
Black nitride, too, and of course
Color case hardened

a primed case awaits
powder dropped, bullet seated
stroke of ram, complete

Legionnaire said:

a primed case awaits
powder dropped, a bullet seated
stroke of ram, complete

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Heh!

Drop the "a" in the second line!

Bang bang bang bang bang.
Bang bang bang bang bang bang bang.
Bang bang bang bang bang.

Or the Garand version

Bang bang bang bang bang.
Bang bang bang ping, ouch that hurts.
Buy Holbrook device.

RetiredUSNChief said:

Heh!

Drop the "a" in the second line!

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Done! Thanks.

I wrote this one years ago,,,
In defense of my LC9.

Nine millimeter,,,
A wimpy round it is not,,,
Shot placement is king.

Aarond

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John versus Gaston
Some say great designers both
Though most disagree

Fanboys will argue
That John’s designs are dated
And Gaston’s are blocks

Silence is golden
So is the rule, but not guns
And they are not pink

A gun is a tool
My wife will tell you that too
She is not girlie

So if you like scowls
Show a pink gun to my wife
She forgets the rule