Gun nut humor

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aaaaa said:
For gun nuts who also are gearheads we have a few guns that match engine sizes:

Ford 460 V8: 460 s&w magnum

Cadillac 500 V8: 500 s&w magnum

The earlier Harley Sportsters were 45 cubic inches, so the Colt 45.
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Actually, no Sportster was ever 45ci. The WL series was and early K-Models were, but all Sportsters began at 55ci.
 
Mark_Mark said:
you are a gun nut if you have a stash of cash hidden in your gun safe
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I keep my "gun show fund" in the safe. When I have 'spare' cash and the safe is open, it goes on the pile (actually an old cardboard box paper checks were mailed within). This is handy as I can look over the inventory before heading to the show. And I have a reason to go look at the contents o the safe afterwards, too [:)]
 
CapnMac said:
I keep my "gun show fund" in the safe. When I have 'spare' cash and the safe is open, it goes on the pile (actually an old cardboard box paper checks were mailed within). This is handy as I can look over the inventory before heading to the show. And I have a reason to go look at the contents o the safe afterwards, too [:)]
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only married people know about the slush fund called the Gun Cash hidden under the tool! very safe place from the wife
 
nickshave said:
222 always does it for me.
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Me too!

You might be a gun nut if:
1) Every inch of your property is laser-ranged, and you've memorized them to the inch.
2) You have a rifle sighted to each corresponding range marker on said property.
3) You have educated your wife as to which rifle corresponds to what, and she can bring it to you as needed.

(^all that up there ^, yea. 100% me)

Mac
 
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MacAR said:
Me too!

You might be a gun nut if:
1) Every inch of your property is laser-ranged, and you've memorized them to then inch.
2) You have a rifle sighted to each corresponding range marker on said property.
3) You have educated your wife as to which rifle corresponds to what, and she can bring it to you as needed.

(^all that up there ^, yea. 100% me)

Mac
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can’t even get my wife to boil water, let alone fetch me something
 
Mark_Mark said:
well at lease you didn’t spend money you did have. Nothing hurts a marriage more that debt! and to start a marriage with $20k in wedding debt. bad for everyone
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Yes. We had both been married before and found out divorce was not cheap, either.
Think I am gonna keep this one for a while longer. I'm getting old and don't like change. Kinda turning into a gun totin' curmudgeon, I guess.
 
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