Gun nut humor

You might be a gun nut if when you do the laundry, you usually find at least one pair of foam ear plugs floating around in the washing machine.

.308 Norma said:

You might be a gun nut if when you do the laundry, you usually find at least one pair of foam ear plugs floating around in the washing machine.

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and you do laundry? does your laundry room have guns hanging on the wall? that’s how my laundry room would look like

-And your dryer jingles because of all of the brass that you left in your pockets... .

theotherwaldo said:

-And your dryer jingles because of all of the brass that you left in your pockets... .

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or you use your old washing machine as a case tumbler!!!

Back in January, 2010 I still had several gun mag subscriptions and after rotator cuff surgery I was attended PT (truly pain and torture) 3 days a week for 9 weeks at our local hospital. I found on my first visit nothing but women's magazines for reading material. I would carry one of my gun magazines to finish reading and leave it for the guys following me to have something to read. On each following visit that magazine would be gone and I would leave another. Thrown away or carried off, at least I didn't have to throw them away. In December of that year I had the other shoulded fixed and did the same. Hopefully some male or two got to read each while waiting his turn on the torture rack. Now I carry my Kindle, read my current selection, and take it home of course. It's a little more trouble but now there are no magazines at all. Now it's either bring your own reading material, twiddle your phone, or stare at the wall while waiting.

You might be a gun nut if your holster drawer is larger than your socks drawer.

Or if you have no idea how many "gun tool kits" or cleaning kits you have been given.

Or if you save things to use at the range.

You might be a gun nut if you celebrate Oct. 22 (10/22 Day), March the 3rd (308 Day), February 23rd (223 Day) and the like.

You might be a gun nut if you have to “ Clean Up” before wife’s friend come over for wine.

House tour: “Mark, what’s in the room” - Nothing, just tools and stuff, yes, the house come with bank vault doors

theotherwaldo said:

-And your dryer jingles because of all of the brass that you left in your pockets... .

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This has happened, wife asked if i was missing a couple empties

... if your 3 year old granddaughter watched you load shotgun shells and goes around the house saying "size, prime, powder, wad, shot, crimp, crimp"

Bandit67 said:

... if your 3 year old granddaughter watched you load shotgun shells and goes around the house saying "size, prime, powder, wad, shot, crimp, crimp"

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that’s cute!

You might be a gun nut if you've bought two gun safes, and are still leaning rifles in the corners with the excuse, "Oh, that's my pest pacifier."

Stevie-Ray said:

You might be a gun nut if you've bought two gun safes, and are still leaning rifles in the corners with the excuse, "Oh, that's my pest pacifier."

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you might be a Gun Nut it you hide Guns in the Wall!

Mark_Mark said:

you might be a Gun Nut it you hide Guns in the Wall!

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I think you that may qualify as being a nut!

WisBorn said:

I think you that may qualify as being a nut!

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I didn’t say I did but I am good with sheet rock!

Stevie-Ray said:

You might be a gun nut if you've bought two gun safes, and are still leaning rifles in the corners with the excuse, "Oh, that's my pest pacifier."

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Man, I feel seen.... two cabinets, a wall rack, a pistol rack, and the darn things are still leaning in corners! But hey, you never know when you might need to smack some veg-stealin' varmint.

Mac

Mark_Mark said:

I didn’t say I did but I am good with sheet rock!

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This thread has finally devolved into sheet rock talk!

.308 Norma said:

I've been warned about getting my thumb "attached" to the bolt when loading an M1 Garand like we use for the Honor Guard at my American Legion Post.

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Six words: Heel Of Hand On Operating Handle.
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You're probably a gun nut when you go to hide guns in the wall and find that you've already hidden some there... .

Well you also might be a "Gun Nut" if Burt Gummer's basement from the movie "Tremors" is one of your goals...
Or maybe the back room of that Airstream from the movie "The Accountant"..?

theotherwaldo said:

You're probably a gun nut when you go to hide guns in the wall and find that you've already hidden some there... .

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I hope my life is that good some day!

Shanghai McCoy said:

Well you also might be a "Gun Nut" if Burt Gummer's basement from the movie "Tremors" is one of your goals...
Or maybe the back room of that Airstream from the movie "The Accountant"..?

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Burt is everyone’s hero here! that double rifle very a Tremor! wow!

and his lady! I would leave my wife in a heartbeat

Mark_Mark said:

and his lady! I would leave my wife in a heartbeat

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Well, she is Reba McIntyre and can afford many cool toys, and as a lass from Oklahoma likely has a few, herself.

Poper said:

In my case the officer (young kid) asked if I had a gun in the car and my reply was "Well, we are in Arizona. Of course there's a gun in the car!" He started the conversation when he asked what it was (2" Taurus Titanium .44 Special) and then proceeded to tell me the police force required semi-autos for duty weapons but he preferred revolvers when he went hiking or biking.

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Glad to see the young kids such as myself liking wheel gats! I have a Pietta SAA 45Colt and am wanting a S&W 44mag 6in bbl someday.

Mycin said:

Me too. Also 45ACP.

What? No, not having a 45ACP yet doesn't make me unpatriotic! I have a daughter in college. Bills to pay. Can't buy everything at once. I have a 45 Colt. Also an M1 Garand. Happy?

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M1 Garand gets you a pass but it needs a 45ACP friend soon!