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theotherwaldo said:
Survivalists in Oregon vacuum-pack the metal parts after adding a desiccant pack or two.
Wood (if any) just gets a coat of wax, then everything goes into the PVC tubes.
Bury vertically, with the top about three feet down.
Then, at about a foot and a half down, bury a Mason jar with a couple of hundred bucks in coins.
Most searchers with metal detectors will get as far as the money cache and then stop... .
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I hit a cache of coins I'd be back to the dig with a piece of heavy equipment as a full weir system.
 
270OKIE said:
I need to get fitted for a Stetson...
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Resistol is better for the money [:)

P5 Guy said:
with an inert gas. Argon is a good choice
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Nitrogen can be easier to source, and you'll be less tempted to buy welding stuff with the "gun" money . . .

You might be a gun nut if you measure PVC prices in boxes of ammo--as a ratio of quantity of boxes over price of boxes . . .
 
Mark_Mark said:
mabey it was Neon
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Argon is a chemical element with the symbol Ar and atomic number 18. It is in group 18 of the periodic table and is a noble gas.[7] Argon is the third-most abundant gas in the Earth's atmosphere, at 0.934% (9340 ppmv). It is more than twice as abundant as water vapor (which averages about 4000 ppmv, but varies greatly), 23 times as abundant as carbon dioxide (400 ppmv), and more than 500 times as abundant as neon (18 ppmv). Argon is the most abundant noble gas in Earth's crust, comprising 0.00015% of the crust.

Nearly all of the argon in the Earth's atmosphere is radiogenic argon-40, derived from the decay of potassium-40 in the Earth's crust. In the universe, argon-36 is by far the most common argon isotope, as it is the most easily produced by stellar nucleosynthesis in supernovas.

The name "argon" is derived from the Greek word ἀργόν, neuter singular form of ἀργός meaning 'lazy' or 'inactive', as a reference to the fact that the element undergoes almost no chemical reactions. The complete octet (eight electrons) in the outer atomic shell makes argon stable and resistant to bonding with other elements. Its triple point temperature of 83.8058 K is a defining fixed point in the International Temperature Scale of 1990.

Argon is extracted industrially by the fractional distillation of liquid air. Argon is mostly used as an inert shielding gas in welding and other high-temperature industrial processes where ordinarily unreactive substances become reactive; for example, an argon atmosphere is used in graphite electric furnaces to prevent the graphite from burning. Argon is also used in incandescent, fluorescent lighting, and other gas-discharge tubes. Argon makes a distinctive blue-green gas laser. Argon is also used in fluorescent glow starters.
 
P5 Guy said:
Argon is a chemical element with the symbol Ar and atomic number 18. It is in group 18 of the periodic table and is a noble gas.[7] Argon is the third-most abundant gas in the Earth's atmosphere, at 0.934% (9340 ppmv). It is more than twice as abundant as water vapor (which averages about 4000 ppmv, but varies greatly), 23 times as abundant as carbon dioxide (400 ppmv), and more than 500 times as abundant as neon (18 ppmv). Argon is the most abundant noble gas in Earth's crust, comprising 0.00015% of the crust.

Nearly all of the argon in the Earth's atmosphere is radiogenic argon-40, derived from the decay of potassium-40 in the Earth's crust. In the universe, argon-36 is by far the most common argon isotope, as it is the most easily produced by stellar nucleosynthesis in supernovas.

The name "argon" is derived from the Greek word ἀργόν, neuter singular form of ἀργός meaning 'lazy' or 'inactive', as a reference to the fact that the element undergoes almost no chemical reactions. The complete octet (eight electrons) in the outer atomic shell makes argon stable and resistant to bonding with other elements. Its triple point temperature of 83.8058 K is a defining fixed point in the International Temperature Scale of 1990.

Argon is extracted industrially by the fractional distillation of liquid air. Argon is mostly used as an inert shielding gas in welding and other high-temperature industrial processes where ordinarily unreactive substances become reactive; for example, an argon atmosphere is used in graphite electric furnaces to prevent the graphite from burning. Argon is also used in incandescent, fluorescent lighting, and other gas-discharge tubes. Argon makes a distinctive blue-green gas laser. Argon is also used in fluorescent glow starters.
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Aragon - For some reason I feel like quoting “ Lord of the Ring” so I will

Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,

Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,

Nine for Mortal Men, doomed to die,

One for the Dark Lord on his dark thron,

In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie,

One Ring to rule them all,
One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
 
Armored farmer said:
If you get that creepy feeling when you look at your digital clock in the middle of the night and it reads.....
223
243
308
357
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Funny, ‘cause I’ve woke at 3:57 AM several times in the last couple years. Freaked me out a bit and made me wonder if it didn’t have some deeper significance.
 
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