Stupid kids throwing firecrackers, practical jokes in general. What can you do?

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"Shoot them with rock salt", "Shoot them with a pellet rifle"? You have to be kidding, right? As the other poster said, now you have broken the law over some firecrackers? As others have said, I think this is a situation that you take the moral high ground and ignore them, so long as there is no serious damage. The Fourth is here and gone in a couple more days.
 
Either some people led very sheltered lives growing up or they have forgotten their own childhood.
 
About two months ago someone exploded a series of M80s across the street. It sounded very much like gunfire and I called 911, emphasizing that it was probably fireworks but I wanted to be sure. The police swept the area but no dice.

Now, the area in question is a transfer station that hires many, shall we say, immagrant workers. I understand that these people enjoy setting off all manner of fireworks. But it was a little much, and that "pop-pop-pop-pop" was too close to you-know-what for me to tell the difference. And this comes from setting off thousands of the things as a kid.
 
First of all, throwing explosives onto CesiumSponge's property is not just kids being kids.

Second, shooting them with BBs, rock salt or bullets is an invitation to go to jail.

That said, I'd run over to Lowe's and get a good high-pressure nozzle for the garden hose. This one is under $3:

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Sit in a lawn chair with a refreshing beverage and a good book or magazine. Should the darling tykes accidentally drop a firecracker on your property, you'll be able to keep everyone safe by promptly dousing the area thoroughly with large volumes of water. If the kids get somewhat wet, it's for their own safety. :)
 
i say chase em down, catch em, and duct tape the fireworks into their hands. light the fuses and see how fun they think it is.


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I'll tell you what I'm GOING TO DO on the 4th to combat the nasty fireworks in my neighborhood.

Strip

Get in the hottub with my baby :D

Pop one of several of the beers I'll bring along :p

Enjoy the show. My neighbors spend HUNDRED$ of dollars in fireworks. :cool:
 
let's see, it's a kid with a pack of firecrackers. Sure, getting out the shotgun sounds real reasonable. Geeze, turn up the sound on the Golden Girls rerun you're watching and keep your tactical gear in the closet.
 
Well I guess folks that drive 75, or 80 down the freeway don't think of themselves as "Law breakers" either. Easy to bash the other guy for his transgressions, and consider ones own as justifiable. Might be some wisdom in the idea to "Leave em alone".

Sorry if it sounded like I was being a hypocrite, I wasn’t clear enough on my part. I used to play with firecrackers in the park and in my own backyard when they weren’t banned in this city. After they were banned, we’d commonly make the drive north to places where they weren’t banned yet like Native American reservation lands or Mercer Island and purchase/light them there legally.

People here still light firecrackers on the 4th despite the (admittedly stupid) law. One of my neighbors has young children and on the 4th, they’ll light fountains and those buzzing flower things on their own property or in the street. I have no issues with that at all. The intent there is a lot different than people throwing lit explosives on your property and speeding off

What does sitting in foxholes in Iraq have anything to do with kids tossing firecrackers at your doorstep? The same insane logic involved with that would come up with these following gems:
“Getting robbed is better than being in a foxhole in Iraq.”
“Getting audited is better than being in a foxhole in Iraq”

With that mentioned, I hardly think it’s a bunch of innocent 6th grade kids who didn’t know wrong from right. Last time I looked, the minimum unrestricted legal driving age in Washington was 18, or 16+ with heavy regulations. We have strict and tight driving regulations for young drivers (thanks to Tracy Eide). For those 16 years of age but not yet 18:
• For the first 6 months, drive with no passengers under the age of 20 unless they are members of the immediate family.
• For the remaining period, drive with no more than 3 passengers under the age of 20.
• Do not drive between 1:00 a.m. and 5:00 a.m. unless with a licensed driver age 25 or older. Driving for agricultural purposes is an exception to the late night hours driving restriction.
So this leads me to three reasonable conclusions:
-a bunch of kids under the age of 16 illegally heisted a car and drove around throwing explosives
-a bunch of 16-18 year old kids violating the Intermediate Driver License Program laws and in addition throwing explosives
-or they’re all at least 18 years of age…hardly fancy-free grade school children looking to have some fun Last time I checked, you’re responsible for your actions at the age of 18.

Recalling this story also reminds me of several odd incidences I’ve seen. I want to say that it’s the same people but I have no clue who they are or where they live…but they’ve seemingly turned this street into the proving grounds for their antics. My home is located on a 90 degree bend in the road. One day I hear this rumbling screeching sound. I dismiss it as construction machinery. The next few minutes, it gets progressively louder and louder. By this time, it’s so loud, I figure it has to be coming down the blind corner outside so I peek out of the window and what do I see? A black Dodge Neon completely missing one rear tire, on bare rim, scraping the rim along the asphalt as it careens around the corner, rear end riding up onto the sidewalk of my neighbors home since it had no grip at all, barely missing the mailboxes, scrapes right down past the sidewalk of my home, and down the street. There was a lead car and a chase car along with it!

The shenanigans that happens here is so random and that it’d be impossible to get the police out here to catch them in the process or beforehand. The response time is also dire unless you’re in the process of being murdered. It took 3 hours to get an officer out here for a burglary (not in progress albiet). I'm sure a lot more craziness has ensued while I was at work, and I'm happy I've missed out on that.
 
If you're 22, you either led a very sheltered life, or you were the one playing with firecrackers not more than 5 years ago. :scrutiny: Hell, I'm 23 and I intend to light firecrackers every 4th of July for many years to come. I look forward to the day when my biggest worry is firecrackers on the lawn.

If you are worried about a fire hazard, just do as another poster suggested, and sit out on the lawn with a garden hose and a beer and enjoy the sunset for the next few evenings.

I sure hope kids, fun, and kids having fun all remain legal for at least a few more years in this great free nation of ours. :what:
 
My advice, Lighten up. You're going to get your knickers in a bunch over something you can do very little about. Yes, it's against the law but, how much effort and expense are you willing to put into enforcing this law? If the opportunity comes along to catch them and prosecute, be my guest. Otherwise it's like teaching a pig to roller skate. It wastes your time, annoys the pig and makes you the grumpy old fart that's fun to torment. React enough and the kids will target you just to watch the show.

Personally if I saw juveniles playing with fireworks, I would confiscate the fireworks and call the cops. I would be justified under my duty as an adult in Pa. to protect any juvenile from their risky behavior.

As far as sounding like gunfire to you, I'd suggest again that you loosen your grip a little. Replace fear with knowledge. If you've ever been shot at, you will never again mistake a firecracker with a gunshot. Listen closely when you get the chance and you will notice many differences in the sounds.
 
actually mikeisaj, a firecracker at close range can sound alot like a firearm being shot some ways away. i may have been inclined to think the sounds i heard one morning were indeed firecrackers if i didnt hear them whizzzzz over my head and impact on the building behind me.

do you know what this boils down to? it isnt kids having fun. it isnt old crotchety people shaking their fists at the younger generation.

it is a lack of respect mixed with irresponsible behavior. kids setting off firecrackers or fireworks in an unsafe manner is not much different than firing guns in an unsafe manner.
serious injury or even death could result from the irresponsible use of fireworks.
 
I agree with the lighten up posts. We all did something similar to this when we were kids, and we can't really explain why it seemed like so much fun at the time. If it is just firecrackers, those aren't going to catch your grass on fire or blow out a window.

If you want to join in the fun though, sit out behind a bush with a water hose and douse them in the car as they drive by.

Don't get out the shotgun.
 
If you're 22, you either led a very sheltered life, or you were the one playing with firecrackers not more than 5 years ago. Hell, I'm 23 and I intend to light firecrackers every 4th of July for many years to come.

Geez, some people here seem to make the assumption that I am somehow the spokesman on demonizing fireworks and firecrackers. I even said that I have, I do, and I intend to take enjoyment of it and the firecracker ban was stupid. I’ve even done some stupid things before as a kid but I never applied them outside my own property (or friend’s property if we were in cahoots)

I clearly state that the issue at hand is throwing them at peoples’ homes. Some firecrackers are more benign than others. Some firecrackers can destroy property or cause bodily harm. Someone throwing a blackcat on your front lawn is quite a bit different than people lighting those golfball sized motar things that are supposed to be launched in a tube and make a huge ball of sparks and boom, or M-80’s.

If you’re sitting in the living room and an M-80 goes off unexpectedly right outside the exterior wall, I doubt the first thought in your mind will be “those silly kids and their firecrackers again”, which will be followed by a hearty laugh. A more reasonable reaction would be “what the hell was that?” and you jumping out of your seat due to surprise.

I sure hope kids, fun, and kids having fun all remain legal for at least a few more years in this great free nation of ours.

What’s very alarming is that some people here seem to think “destruction of private property” is harmless innocent fun.

If it is just firecrackers, those aren't going to catch your grass on fire or blow out a window.

When did they invent firecrackers that chemically react at room temperature, hence not being able to ignite flammable materials or cause damage? I used to split firewood in half with blackcats as a kid and those are tiny (on my own flipping property, not blowing up the neighbor's tree)
 
I would have to second the idea of getting a high pressure water hose out and wait to ambush.. hopefully they will have their window down and you will have good aim.
Otherwise anything else could just make things worse for you.

Although I do recall a friends dad got real upset with "punks" screaming through the calm neighborhood in their cars, causing a hazard for all the little ones that lived there.
He "borrowed" a set of stop sticks and took out several teens tires before their parents raised holy hell with the local PD. Seeing as how he was a county sheriffs deputy he got away with a slap on the wrist and many chuckles.
One of the parents tried to sue for the tire damage (since we all know the kids didn't pay for them) he lost the case. That was back in the good ol' days of real justice and real judges. :D
 
It's all fun and games until it's your house that burns down

I like fireworks as much as the next guy, but only on the 4th, and keep them contained to your own yard.

We miss my wifes family reunion each 4th because we have to stay home and keep the water hose handy... it is that bad. Stopped a grass fire that started just 15' from my shop last year. Massive, and I mean massive amounts of bottle rocket, and mortar trash litters the yard the next morning.

I don't stop finding bottle rocket trash until about 6 months after the 4th. I find them speared into my house and shop roofs, clogging the gutters, laying on all the cars in the driveway, burnt through my large rv canopy and then burned the rubber roof on my rv.

The front and backyards are filled with used bottle rockets and mortar trash. The trees around my place have bottle rocket trash and those little parachute guys hanging all over them. Still have trash hanging high up in the trees from year before last.

It's all fun and games until it's your house that burns down....

Wayne
 
Very bad idea. That would be aggravated assault or assault with a deadly weapon, depending on how your local prosecutor wants to frame it.

A Super Soaker filled with ice water would be a better approach...though best of all is the video camera idea suggested above.

Then it rock salt cant be used, then another suggestion if you are going to use a super-soaker would be to fill the super-soaker with pepper, enough to sting the eyes of any the liquid touches.

(Personally though rock salt on the rear to me isnt deadly, may make it miserable to sit, but its not deadly enough in my opinion, and after all they ARE on your property right? Dont you have a right to protect your property from tresspassing hoodlums?)
 
A few years ago in WA state, some kids put an m-80 into a guys handmade mailbox.It was some little art project of his. The guy got upset, ran out of his house with a .44mag, and unloaded on the car the kids were in, killing one of them. This is not a proportional response. Do not even think of using a weapon .
Sooner or later, the lesson will become self evident to them. One of our local boys managed to fumble a lit m-80 as they were careening around blowing up mailboxes. He dropped it into a full box of them. All exited the vehicle post-haste as it erupted in a rather spectacular fashion. Unfortunately for him, it was his moms car! The sheriffs Dept. used it for a show and tell, I believe.
 
"Shoot them with rock salt", "Shoot them with a pellet rifle"? You have to be kidding, right?

Whoa, please, theres a very big difference between two things. One involving death/derious injury, the other involving much pain and a bruise.

Just tell the cops, but its not like theyll do crap anyways.
 
it is a lack of respect mixed with irresponsible behavior. kids setting off firecrackers or fireworks in an unsafe manner is not much different than firing guns in an unsafe manner.
serious injury or even death could result from the irresponsible use of fireworks.

Exactly. Don't freakin' shoot at them, though. I am not sure I think calling the cops is the best idea, either. (I hate the idea of wasting recources like that around the holidays. Busy time for cops.) I'm completely against the people here saying "lighten up, kids have a right to be complete a-holes; I was one when I was a kid!" However, I'm not sure that there's much you can really do.
 
Oh and right about the time you touch off that load of rock salt, one of them turns to look and loses an eye. Now your assault charge just got worse, and you won't have to worry about losing your house in a fire, because they will be suing you right out of it!
 
Counter-Battery Fire. :evil: Artillery shells launched in the general direction on a low trajectory or vollies of bottle rockets launched in the same manner.

When I was a kid we used to take cork-screws and and bore holes in small apples and similar produce. Then we'd shove a taped firecracker in it and voila.................a field expedient grenade. :D
 
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