God's Guns

Glocks. Because God, being perfect, demands perfection.

Yep. Gonna burn for this.

First off, one must ask the question why The Lord God Almighty even needs a firearm at all. After all, to even become a threat, would one not have to venture beyond the Legions of Angels and Saints after which they would encounter the Horsemen of the Apocolypse?

One must question exactly what kind of force would be required to even mount such an attack as to make God even draw upon his sidearm at all?

I submit that The Lord God carries a Colt SAA...in .45 Colt. It should be known that God makes Jerry Miculek and Bob Mundon look like sticks stuck in mollases...

Oh, those are .45 Colt cartridges with nuclear tipped cartridges each detonating with 100 megaton efficiency.

Those are his plinking loads though...the Shiloh Sharps is loaded with "Universe Busters" ...

Yep, gonna burn...

Funny, I just answered this question in another thread:

Git yerself a real Rifle, .30 caliber, M1 and shoot the cartridge God himself would use, the 30'06!

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In case any of y'all don't know, that would be a:

LMAO....

God's wrath against chocolate town and schoolbus nagan..


wait, i thought BUSH created that puppy to put down minoritys and Democrats??

What Would El Shaddai Use?

Dunno, but I once heard this described as "God's own impact wrench".

After thinking about this a bit and looking around and seeing just how screwed up the world really is and figuring that only a real boob could screw it up as bad as it is I now figure that GOD carries something real cheap and crappy like a highpoint or maybe a spud gun or something...

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I don't care what anyone says - this is a really cool thread!
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I have it on good authority—my kitty—that the Great Cat has the sharpest fangs and claws in the universe.

Probably the same kind Santa carries?
CT

Well, He has been known to send down Fire from Heaven, so maybe He is partial to flamethrowers

Kenny boy your all over the map with your series of questions. Are you asking for your own knowledge or do you have another motive. If your questions are out of ignorance I would suggest you read awhile before posting anything else. If there is another agenda you should reconsider. You have been given the benifit of the doubt up until now. Good luck:banghead:
JIm

40mm Glock.

In each hand.

God's gun is even better than movie guns, because:

It never runs out of ammo.

If shoots full auto....if He wants it to.

It can stun a mouse, or blow up a house, or obliterate the whole Philistine army...with one shot.

It never misses. Snap shot from the hip at 500 yards, shaves a gnat's behind.

It always gets a one-shot-stop.

It looks different to different people. To most, it appears as a 1911. Satan's minions see it as a Glock. (Just kidding, Glocks aren't evil. )

It can't be banned, even in PRK.

I'm sure I left several out. Oh yeah, IBTL.
RT

Umm...that revolver pic was definitely an airsoft gun, not real steel... Notice the gas injection dealy on teh side, and "Tanaka Works" and "Made in Japan"....

Unless I'm mistaken.

Or is what he meant by "Blasphemy"?

Well, He has been known to send down Fire from Heaven, so maybe He is partial to flamethrowers

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Either that, or he's got some hellacious Dragons Breath loads...

Another question

How many angels can fit on the head of a firing pin?

pete

Dual CZ 75's and a K31.

I really shouldn't encourage Kennyboy to come up with anymore stupid questions/posts, but I can't help myself on this one.

obvious.

Yea I just wanted to test my photo shop skills. I think this is a silly thread.

"Why does God need a Starship?"
James T. Kirk

AFS

Since God gave us a sense of humor:


God the Father: Colt Peace-Maker in 45 Long Colt


Jesus: 1911a1 in 45 ACP


Holy Spirit: Glock - ya know those non-metal guns that don't show up on
airport scanners - they are there, but you can't see them.


Oh almost forgot - rifles

God the Father: Winchester 1886 in 45-70

Jesus: M1- Garand

Holy Spirit: That new army rifle - that does everything - but you can't see it
cause they're still working on it.

Don't think you'd really want to know .... he uses 20 megaton nukes as "firecrackers".

I was wondering, what guns would God use?

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I didn't know we dealt in mythology on this board.



Well, since this mythical creature you speak of has mythical all seeing and all knowing powers, plus the ability to require others to do its/his/her bidding, why would it/he/she need a gun?

Puhleeze, this sort of stuff is just annoying. I think there are religious forums elsewhere.