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in what may be a bit of an inside joke for thr readers, madmike managed to work the mall ninja thread into his latest book.

better to beg forgiveness

$6 at webscriptions.net

sound familiar?

"I'm just trying to figure out how you use this stuff amongst crowds of shoppers," Bart said.
"If we're discreet, no one notices. We have electric carts to cut response time, and two marksmen for backup. But it can get hairy fast. I'm wearing double plates in the armor"—he rapped his chest—"in case of multiple eight millimeter rifle strikes."
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The most elite "Loss Prevention" Team in the world:
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I do love that picture.

If I ever saw that guy (who is apparently with his other two triplets) in my living room, I'd probably fall over laughing..........then kill him.

I guess no one ever told the Extreme Shock people that there is a major difference between LOOKING bad and actually BEING bad. One can exist to the exclusion of another.
 
Hopefully the modified Shrikes on the up-armored golf carts can hold off the three gangs trying to steal the mortal kombat game out of the arcade, :D

Anyone every heard from those two since? we could use a few more laughs.
 
I personally would use my "five point exploding heart technique"!:what:

Kiaaaaaaaaa

Oh yeah, after I pumped a couple of 230 gr SXT's into them.
 
strat said:
I guess no one ever told the Extreme Shock people that there is a major difference between LOOKING bad and actually BEING bad. One can exist to the exclusion of another.
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Is their ammunition even any good? :p

Gunner said:
Hopefully the modified Shrikes on the up-armored golf carts can hold off the three gangs trying to steal the mortal kombat game out of the arcade,

Anyone every heard from those two since? we could use a few more laughs.
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Please elaborate. :)
 
OMG are you serious, that is a real marketing ad? Bwwwaahahhhahahah....lol

The sad part is, i am sure that they are wearing tactical wall walking boots (you know, they kind with suction cups on the bottom) but we just can see them.

love the red dot scope mounted on the 12g...
 
"Please elaborate."


That statement I made was a combo of two of their "tales", I had a hard time reading though their entries, I was laughing away. I wonder if those two lurk here?
 
OMG are you serious, that is a real marketing ad? Bwwwaahahhhahahah....lol
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Not only is that a real ad, but it ran for a long, long time. I want to say that I have even seen it recently. That picture was enough to insure that I would never buy that product, let alone the super lame "extreme shock" moniker.
 
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