Diamondback6
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Auburn, check these out:
http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/
http://lonelymachines.org/2006/08/12/return-of-the-iron-fist-of-the-mall-ninja/
"Don't worry sir, I'm from the Internet!" The more GeeGollyHIghSpeedLowDragWhizBangTactical the words, the more likely you're seeing a Mall Ninja. Other warning signs:
*Likes "Extreme Hype" er "Extreme Crap" ah I mean "Extreme Shock" ammo
*Dresses in black BDUs all the time, with patches saying "Agent or "Operator"
*Hardcore fan of HKs in thigh-holsters
*Tactical concepts and doctrine straight out of a John Woo movie
Wanna make sure you aren't one of "The Few, The Proud, The Totally Delusional"? Take this test: http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=6753325773046944943
lol
http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/
http://lonelymachines.org/2006/08/12/return-of-the-iron-fist-of-the-mall-ninja/
"Don't worry sir, I'm from the Internet!" The more GeeGollyHIghSpeedLowDragWhizBangTactical the words, the more likely you're seeing a Mall Ninja. Other warning signs:
*Likes "Extreme Hype" er "Extreme Crap" ah I mean "Extreme Shock" ammo
*Dresses in black BDUs all the time, with patches saying "Agent or "Operator"
*Hardcore fan of HKs in thigh-holsters
*Tactical concepts and doctrine straight out of a John Woo movie
Wanna make sure you aren't one of "The Few, The Proud, The Totally Delusional"? Take this test: http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=6753325773046944943
lol
