I was thinking about this thread today while I cut the lawn.
Basically, a lot of you would end up hating me forever if I were the one organizing this militia. An ad hoc militia is usually a cluster**** waiting to happen in any case; if things are bad enough that this one is needed to defend the town (i.e. our families) then there will be as much military discipline imposed as time permits.
Guys with actual miltary experience, especially combat, will be the noncoms and junior officers. They will be obeyed. Those who cannot follow orders will see the inside of a cell or a bullet, depending on the immediate situation. No veterans? Then guys with knowledge of fieldcraft take those slots. A guy who was in the boyscouts trumps a guy who beat every level of Medal of Honor.
You will have a rifle, ammo for same, a knife, and a canteen when you report to muster. Some basic campng gear will also be acceptable. If you show up with multiple weapons, they will be logged as your property and then redistributed to members who are inadequately or improperly armed. You will not be permitted to try and hump them, thereby making yourself a liability to your squad.
Just because you can afford a toy doesn't mean you get to use it. Show up with a big $$$ "sniper rifle" and you better be prepared to show you can really make it perform, or have good citizens vouch that you can. Otherwise, it will logged as yours and re-issued to somebody who is capable of making the best possible use out of it. You'll get an AR or AK from one of the guys who thought he could carry 2 or 3 rifles.
Shotguns? Those are for guarding prisoners, if we take any. Pistols? Those are going to be logged as yours and re-issued to members whose MOS precludes use of a rifle.
IOW, this dog n' pony show would be run as much as possible like a real army. We would try to function as a cohesive unit, not an armed mob of idiots.
Some of you would hate me forever, I think, but you' d be alive to hate me.