Which guns can lead to your "Man Card" getting pulled?

Man card? I'll glady shoot an AR that's pink and purple with Hello Kity gracing the buttstock. God did I hate those stupid Miller commercials with the "man law". At last check, no real beer is light and a .223 comming out of a stock black AR is the same comming out of a purple and pink AR.

All of the people complaining that this is not funny or that it's sexist, blah blah blah - they are all just PO'ed because they've already had their man cards revoked.

Go watch Sex in the City with your significant others and revel in your "new age sensitivity." Sissies.

I drink light beer to keep my chiseled manly abs. Chiseled abs bring in the babes. So light beer is man law acceptable. A means to an end.

well now aint that a perty picture

I need a man card ruling on the Liberian rebels from the OP.

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They're wearing that get-up so evil spirits can't find them.

I'm not kidding.

well now aint that a perty picture

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It has a Can! He gets a Gold ManCard!

Posted by J Star:
All of the people complaining that this is not funny or that it's sexist, blah blah blah - they are all just PO'ed because they've already had their man cards revoked. Go watch Sex in the City with your significant others and revel in your "new age sensitivity." Sissies.

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Amen to that! It appears that THR has been heavily infiltrated by Democratic Underground types.

They need to ask Santa to bring them a pair for Christmas---uh...pair of stockings that is. Also a sense of humor and a life. Sheesh!

The pink Cricket does not get your man card revoked, but shooting it with a Band-Aid does.

I drink light beer to keep my chiseled manly abs. Chiseled abs bring in the babes. So light beer is man law acceptable. A means to an end.

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Well, considering light beer was originally intended and marketed for women....I'm glad you can spend so much time counting your calories and keeping your figure

It doesn't take any time.

I once drank a cosmopolitan in a fern bar with the Wizard of Oz on the tube and Culture Club playing "Do you really wanna hurt me" on the juke box. I figure I got massive testo reserves to even have survived it. It wasn't pretty though and I didn't have to shave for 3 days after.

Part of the re-hab for that was hip firing a '94 Winchester with a loop lever while shouting "fill your hands pilgrim!"

Maelstrom- Did you get my PM?

Rswartsell- It's OK. you're from Chicago. We understand that given what you have to put up with, sometimes there's gonna be one of those days. We'll let you off the hook.

Previous similar rulings are what allowed the Kilt to bypass the "Men Shall Not Wear Skirts Act" of 1573.

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I believe that case was reviewed in 1916 and the original ruling upheld by the Germans, who amended it with the "Ladies From Hell" clause.

Say, Isn't that Gecko45 shooting that canned cricket in Ctdonath's pic?

Crying, while driving a moped, while shooting a little pink gun, man, I can imagine that!! That's funny right there, I don't care who you are!!

In the spirit of 'unusual' guns, not girlie, here's my contribution.

http://www.newsgroper.com/files/legacy/pink-gun.jpg

I'll start off with these:

-ANY pistol or revolver which says "Ladysmith" in cute little cursive writing is definitely good for at least a Man Card suspension.

-If you get caught shooting one of those hot pink Crickett .22s, you can expect a full revocation of your Man Card, at least until you do something seriously macho (like build a 50 foot bonfire, or kill an insurgent.....with a garrote....in front of all his little insurgent friends..........then when he dies and gets to his 72 virgins he finds out you got all their numbers already)

This is the man thread. No whining about guns that are ugly or unreliable. Only cold hard statements. Which guns would you never be caught dead shooting in front of your friends.

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I happen to carry a Ladysmith J-Frame from time to time and I am a good sized Bubba. What you tend NOT to know about the Ladysmith is that it's been semi-customized with the action stoned and a slightly lighter spring, resulting in a better, smoother trigger pull. I am man enough to carry a superior weapon. I tend to question the manhood of those who are afraid to be judged by some cursive writing.

If someone likes to shoot one of those Cobra Pink or Purple pistols. Great! It means they have found something they like. What I would be concerned with is the quality of their groups.

I'm a girl, actually. Sorry for intruding on the sausage fest, but it is amusing.

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And the lady gets in the first round house kick of the thread.

rswartsell said:

I once drank a cosmopolitan in a fern bar with the Wizard of Oz on the tube and Culture Club playing "Do you really wanna hurt me" on the juke box. I figure I got massive testo reserves to even have survived it. I wasn't pretty though and I didn't have to shave for 3 days after.

Part of the re-hab for that was hip firing a '94 Winchester with a loop lever while shouting "fill your hands pilgrim!"

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As long as it wasn't an appletini you're good dude.

Aah...Is it too late to tell ya to take yer "Man Card" and stuff it?

All firearms kill no matter what or who made or shot them. Even the Lady Smith works for some MEN with smallish hands...

What you tend NOT to know about the Ladysmith is that it's been semi-customized with the action stoned and a slightly lighter spring, resulting in a better, smoother trigger pull. I am man enough to carry a superior weapon.

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I've always wondered what the deal is with the Ladysmith pistols. I've never handled nor fired one, just seen them in display cases before. Any other distinctions from the standard S&W lineup?

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Drinking "Light Beer" or any beer, that tastes like water
automatically removes ya mancard - no matter what gun you shoot.

But hey, i live 5mins from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reeperbahn

I'm going to have to disagree with the light beer thing there. Back in college we drank what was cheap. I wouldn't dare question someone's manhood for drinking a case of Beast Light. I joke around about drinking light beer now though. I love Bass Ale and drink it if I need to have a beer.

WHAT??????????
So bored you would start a thread like this???????? I guess we have to first get
the basics out of the way...First of all, having a MAN-card, (no offense, ladies)
means you are "MAN" enough to buy and shoot whatever you want...which
would negate all the rest of what you stated...I have to laugh at this, because just the other day I walked into the biggest gun store in the area (where I do most of my firearms related business) and purchased that pink (laminated stock) Crickett..(that you referred to).for my daughter...Not the "manliest" of purchases I've made, but my "Manhood" was never in jeopardy, or threatened...nor will it be when we go to shoot it...Being a man is being secure in who you are...not being intimidated by what someone else may think, or being influenced to buy something that you may think will impress
someone...while I do understand the intent of your question...what does it
really matter...???

Humor continues to fly well over the head of posters.

But hey, i live 5mins from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reeperbahn

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OH MAN! I was in Hamburg several years ago and I could not get the time to go there. None of my in town coworkers would take me. They said I would just get in trouble. Being that I had to come to the US consulate to work everyday, I decided that on the off chance they were right, I didn't want to cause any issues.

I ended up getting hammered at a Irish Ex-Pat bar somewhere with a bunch of Soccer fans. They just kept buying the American Guinness thinking I'd fall over.

I did represent. Never try to out drink a fat boy with Guinness on the table. Never.