halloween costume...

Colt46, you are a bad person in a great way

Though I'm tempted to go as Private Pyle, I'd have to get a wood stock for my M1A and I'd have to shave my head.

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If you shave your head, I'll give you a stock.

PM me with a pic, and it's as good as in the mail.

Dress up as a baby, and hang a sign around your neck that says:

"Accidental Discharge"

230RN said:

One time I stuck all the lab equipment on me I could when I forgot about the party --see attached. For the life of me, I can't remember what the rodlike thing was in my right hand.
firearm

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i believe it's a screwdriver

sagland: You're right. I recognized it immediately when I put my screwdriver glasses on.

Y'know, like when I say, "Where's my pliers?" and someone points out where they are.

Then I say, "Oh, right. Sorry, I don't have my plier glasses on."

Sometimes it's fun being 68 years old. You can get away with a lot of stuff like that.

The joke kind of falls flat, though, when I'm looking for my glasses.

"Oh, right. Sorry, I don't have my glasses glasses on" just doesn't work right.

A couple of years ago I open carried w/ cuffs and and obviously toy badge(I think McGruff was on it) and a shirt and jeans that i had smeared w/ oil and grease and just wouldn't come clean. I was a dirty cop.

Go with a friend. Have him wear an Obama mask. You wear a T-shirt that has "I'm with Stupid" printed on it.

Puhleeze take pictures!

The Terminator.

I'm going as Walker, Texas Ranger. I already got the Texas Ranger pin, picked up some cowboy boots today and have an airsoft Beretta on the way. Still need a cowboy hat...

I think you should go as a Law-Abiding, Open-Carrying Citizen. Regular clothes and a pistol on your hip.

Sad thing is is that is probably more scary to the un-firearm-educated than the scariest costume possible.

+1 on mall ninja... katana on back, shooting glasses, grow a thin stache... the list could go on for pages......

Last year I dressed in my tactical outfit. Vest/pants/knee & elbow pads, FBI cap & AR15. Not to mention filling up the assult vest with loaded mags, radio, 1911.

A couple of parents took a step back as I opened the door.

You should go as Lara Croft from Tomb Raider with the tight shorts, tank top, thigh holsters, etc. Oh, don't forget the pony tail and thong!

Put some hand cuffs on you belt loop and go as a undercover secret agent.

Two years ago I was "Camo-Sec-Cam" (camoflage security camera)

I did the camo makeup, jacket, hat, gloves. I carried three cameras, I had several large pad locks attached to my clothing, and I wore two pistols, along with a rifle and shotgun.

To finish, I did a bloody red mess around my left eye and carried a plastic eye...the slogan was... "I keep an eye out for you"

I only got honerable mention. They were a tough crowd! Well, you should have seen that party!

I do have a photo...I can't get photos to attach...illerate

Mark.

A friend who is 6'4" and 280# went "trick or treating" last year dressed as a horse racing jocky. Not gun related, but kind of funny with the little hat, poofed pants, shiny boots and a little whip thing.

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His name wouldn't be Shaq? lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ti4aCoikJBE

I think I'll go as a 20 rnd AR15 magazine. Here in California, that scares the hell out of some folks.

...Actually, I might do that.

Lt. Dangle from Reno 911...short shorts and all

hawaiian shirt and aviator shades, caterpillar mustache...Magnum PI

wifebeater, chain/badge, shaved head, dirty/bloddy face....John McClane (Die Hard)

I had a costume for a fancy dress party a month back. It was supposed to be a STARS outfit, but I couldn't get the rest of it in time.

One patch change later, and I arrived as a M.H.I. Newbie. Even went to the trouble of painting the fake rounds in the g36 to look like silver bullets.

It was quite good though, a friend came as a werewolf.

I don't think I could go as Indiana Jones any more.

My SO is going as Sarah Palin.

ArmedBear, I was glad to see that episode and know I wasn't the only one going through what the boys were feeling...

I went to a costume party as "Operator Dan" Black nylon head to toe. I didn't realize I owned that much black plastic until I looked through all my gear bags. The one cool thing I still have is an all wood M16 replica I made myself. I even filled the mag pouches with wooden magazines. Pretty cool ! I know "here it comes" CC is a closet wannabe !

To a shirt: Glue a matchbox car, picture of dear old mom, picture of a small insect, picture of a donkey, picture of a pile of salt, picture of your arsenal, and an empty deodorant stick...

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