Everybody now.. what's your all time favorite gun slogan?

My favorite....and also my original slogan !

" It is better to fined or spend time in jail for carrying a gun that you used to save your life, than it is to not have it on you when you needed it,and be DEAD !!! "

Remington advertised their Model 8 Autoloading rifle in the early 1900's in 35 Remington caliber as "Big enough for the biggest game".

Apparently this is no longer true, due to magnumitis...

Watch your muzzle !!

That was my dad's one and only 'slogan'.

.357 Magnum - long distance karate.

Quote:
"I'm here to chew bubble gum and kick @*& and I'm all out of bubble gum!"

(Forgot what lame movie that was in.....but that was the best line in it.)

Bruce Campbell in "Army of Darkness"

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Actually, this was Roddy Piper in John Carpenter's They Live.

Anyway..

I forget the exact quote, but it was something along the lines of "In a firefight, no man ever wished he had a smaller gun or less ammunition."

Never seen any kung fu a 40 sw.

"Enforcing American foreign policy for the last 1500 meters".

-Seen on a sign near an Apache troop Bivouac in Iraq.

one more...

dont mess with me man i know karate

thats fine i know smith and wesson

guns dont kill people, husbands that come home early do. from a stand up comic

i carry a gun because i cant fight

"A Golf Course is the willful and deliberate misuse of a Perfectly good Rifle Range!"

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I agree. "Piss on Golf. Real men go to the range." LTC D. Grossman

Dimis kinda beat me to it on this one:"Why do you carry a gun?" "'Cause I'm too young to die & too old 'n' stove-up to run or take an a**whoppin'".

Darkness:I think you're thinking of Huntington's Law as postulated by Roy Huntington:"In a gunfight noone complains that their gun kicks too hard,weighs too much or holds too many bullets."

Firearms, they help my karate tremendously.

Keep your booger hook off the bang switch.

Someone on this site said something to the effect of "If you need more than four mags, you're not short on mags, you're short of people on your side of the argument."

If I miss, my muzzle blast will still get you.

As men, we are all equal in the presence of death.
Publilius Syrus
(~100 BC)

"A handgun is what you carry when you aren't expecting trouble."

"A golf course is the willful and deliberate misuse of a perfectly good rifle range." -Bill O'Connor (quoted by the guru)

"But aint many troubles that a man cain't fix with seven hundred dollars and his thirty ought six." -Lindy Cooper Wisdom

Do you have a Mosin-Nagant?

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You can be fast AND accurate !

Or, my response to: "Why do you carry a gun?"

"Because I refuse to entrust my life to the whim of another."

In response to be asked if I were carrying a gun.

I'm dressed, aren't I?

archie what no thunderwear? HAHAHAHA

"Gun control means using both hands!"

"If it wasn't for the private ownership of firearms, we'd all still be servants of the English."

Guns don't kill people, husbands that come home early do.
Larry the Cable Guy

Not my favorite comedian but a funny line never the less.

An anti-gun liberal is just a bliss-ninny who hasn't been a victim of violent crime yet.

ATTENTION: DRIVER ONLY CARRIES $20 WORTH OF AMMUNITION.

This one you have to see
http://www.cafepress.com/+nuns_with_guns_sticker_bumper,274449845

Gun control isn't needed as much as parental control.

Caution: Dog bites, Owner shoots.

Fight Crime, Shoot Back.

Guns don't kill people, People with funny little mustaches kill people.

Guns don't kill people, abortions do.

Making good people helpless won't make bad people harmless. Support gun rights.