You know you are a GUN NUT if...

Blowingsky · Nov 13, 2009

1.Before going out for for a social engagement you splash a little Hoppe's #9 behind the ears.
2. You take down an armed intruder in your livingroom with a tennis racquet because you can't abide the thought of the Police Department taking your custom 1911 with the weapon light/laser in for a ballistic match.
3. Your non-gun friends never argue with you.
4. Others see the zoo as an educational outing. You see it as a target-rich environment.
5. Your recipe for Thanksgiving turkey starts with "1.) Load the 10 gauge with #4 shot".
6. ?

kanook · Nov 13, 2009

You make sure your holster matches your boots

InkEd · Nov 13, 2009

Steam comes out of your ears when somebody calls an ar15 an m16.

c919 · Nov 13, 2009

....You get a crush on a gun you want to buy, and then proceed to day dream about it all of the time.

(Or in my case, if you refer to your desire for a new gun as a "crush")

Extremely Pro Gun · Nov 13, 2009

....You get a crush on a gun you want to buy, and then proceed to day dream about it all of the time.

hahahaha

jak67429 · Nov 13, 2009

You go into withdrawals if you don't get to shoot at least once a week.

Just One Shot · Nov 13, 2009

Your first stop at the sporting goods store is always the gun counter.

frankiestoys · Nov 13, 2009

when you spend hours on the Highroad

tpelle · Nov 13, 2009

When your wife has you rearrange the living room furniture, and when you move the love seat you find a spent .30 Carbine case under it.

Mousegun · Nov 13, 2009

Your jeans are begining to wear out from the outside from touching your pocket.

AKElroy · Nov 13, 2009

You limit your domestic trips to only those states with Texas reciprocity.

bang_bang · Nov 13, 2009

Whenever you think you have X amount of firearms...and upon taking inventory, realizing you have 1 or 2 more than you first thought.

Whenever you spend 15 minutes deciding on what rifle to take out hunting.

ChronoCube · Nov 13, 2009

You think of costs in terms of number of rounds of your favorite caliber.

hadmanysons · Nov 13, 2009

you get offended when your friends ask someone else for gun advice

Blowingsky · Nov 13, 2009

You show up at your optometrist for an eye exam appointment with a handgun, a scoped rifle and an iron sighted rifle. When he looks at you in alarm you say, "I know, I know, I forgot the frigging over and under."

Darthbauer · Nov 13, 2009

When your picking out gun mistakes in video games like Modern Warfare 2.

CoRoMo · Nov 13, 2009

...your family asks you what you want for Christmas/birthday, but they also always have to add, "But not gun stuff".
...if a family member is willing to buy you something gun related, and asks what's on your wish list, you have to find a delicate way to break it to them that, there's not a snowball's chance that they'll be able to afford it.

1987rx7guy · Nov 13, 2009

When your picking out gun mistakes in video games like Modern Warfare 2.

MAGAZINE! That's not a 'clip'

CoRoMo · Nov 13, 2009

...your brother emails you a simple question about a pistol he might like to buy, and you have to reply with a multi-paragraph, history-laden and politically detailed response.
...after said email response, your brother emails back and asks, "Does that mean I should buy it, or not?".

AKElroy · Nov 13, 2009

When taking inventory of guns & ammo takes 4 sheets of paper, a pencil & 4 hours of work.

Blowingsky · Nov 13, 2009

when you hear that something was "love at first sight" you wonder what reticle was used.

You wonder why the Motion Picture Academy doesn't have an award for Best Movie With Guns.

RoadkingLarry · Nov 13, 2009

Your first stop at the sporting goods store is always the gun counter.

They gots other counters?

CoRoMo · Nov 13, 2009

...if you get kicked out of the gun club, and when you ask the board of directors why, the chairman says it's because,

"You're just WAY too into guns man".

denfoote · Nov 13, 2009

When it takes longer for you to get dressed than your wife because you have to decide on the best holster/gun combination!!

Hey!!

I resemble that remark!! :evil:

Blowingsky · Nov 13, 2009

They gots other counters?

Yeah, one handgun a month in California. I told my wife that it was mandatory to buy one a month but somehow she saw right through me on that. No flies on herself.

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