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Concur with you Path. We naturally laugh at those who take themselves too seriously and even ourselves. I certainly do and besides, it makes life fun. No wonder no one laughs but me when I tell a joke. :D I was meant to be a fool, not a comedian. Best of all, despite all this, I got pretty far in life despite myself.
 
MNs give everyone hope. Know the younger generation is well protected.
 
Bush should send the MN's to Afghanistan and Iraq and get this whole 'terrorism' thing over and done with in one fell swoop!
 
Got stopped for speeding in the parking lot...by a Mall Ninja on foot. Said I was exceeding the 5mph speed limit. Good thing I was respectful to his authority...he could have killed me with but a thought!



Alex
 
Ah, it's so nice to read the original thread from Glocktalk again.

Especially the part where he covers his wife with a ceramic plate (in a suitcase) while she assambles the single shot .338! ROTFL
 
Send our gallant corps of MallNinjas to Afghanistan? Who'll watch my car in the lot? The homeless dude who's pandhandling (or alternatively breaking into cars for clothing and other sundries to sell)?

No! I let the U.S. Army and Marines loose onto our streets to sweep the sidewalks. They'd walk up to the homeless dudes and demand proof of a disability. No proof and if they've got two arms, two legs, they get dragged aboard the bus and into National Service. Shopping carts go with them too since they'll need it for minesweeping. Homelessness will disappear overnight as word goes out and these guys will scramble for a job.
 
ok the real ultimate power link is not one you want to click with a mouthful of anything you dont want to spray across the room and/or onto your computer. - youve been warned.
 
I think some pics of mall ninjas in action would be a huge improvement over the recent pics going around the 'net of weird people shopping in WalMarts. Some of those are simply disgusting.
 
I love the part about grand theft due to stealing cheese samples, which of course required action such as shooting out knees from an upper level.
 
Mall Ninjas have evolved.....

When i was a teenager the mall's securities were more scared of me than i of them !

They stood there and watched my drunk friend and i take loose change from the Blue Hen Mall's water fountain pool so that we could buy gas for my Z 28 Camero and make it home.They didn't do a thing !

Then,here in Maryland,they watched three of us walk around Golden Ring Mall drinking Heiniken Beers .They didn't do a thing to us either. :rolleyes:
 
Just as amazing as the age of the thread is to see how many of these posters are still active. About two.

And sigman, that was me that put the sugar in your gas tank and filled your AT with water. :)

And happy 5000th post to me!! :)
 
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I could be wrong but I alway thought of Mall Ninjas as those with little real-world firearms experience who spewed forth reams of intellegent sounding (to them) facts on all aspects of shooting, proper gun handling, best gun for everyone, etc. You know like : Chevy is better than (___________).
They read something and it becomes law to them like "No one, absolutely no one should EVER carry in the cross draw position." How about those who's elbows don't work like an 18 year-old's or while driving in a car.
 
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