FIVETWOSEVEN
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You believe body armor is a necessity for every day no matter what you do.
come up with your own fun ones.
come up with your own fun ones.
You know you're a mall ninja if....
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You know you're a "Mall-Ninja" if...
Every time you post, you rise in rank and service specialty...
E.g.
Post 1: ... I am a corporal in charge of security.
Post 2: ... I am a Sergeant in charge of the fraternal order of FootLocker assassins.
Post 3: ... I am a lieutenant in charge of the 101st Elite para-military Insertion Team who specializes in covert hostage retrieval in sector Charlie-One-Alfa.
Every time you post, you rise in rank and service specialty...
E.g.
Post 1: ... I am a corporal in charge of security.
Post 2: ... I am a Sergeant in charge of the fraternal order of FootLocker assassins.
Post 3: ... I am a lieutenant in charge of the 101st Elite para-military Insertion Team who specializes in covert hostage retrieval in sector Charlie-One-Alfa.
Z-Michigan
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You believe that TAPCO products are used by US Navy SEALs.
You buy pistol/shotgun ammo with names like "Fangface" and $2/rd price tags.
You believe that off the rack inexpensive guns tested by a well known gun blog really get 0.5 MOA consistently.
You believe that there is a meaningful difference in stopping power between 9mm and .40 S&W.
You think that real operators obsess about gadgets and only train twice a year.
You can't imagine owning a rifle that doesn't have a quadrail.
You buy pistol/shotgun ammo with names like "Fangface" and $2/rd price tags.
You believe that off the rack inexpensive guns tested by a well known gun blog really get 0.5 MOA consistently.
You believe that there is a meaningful difference in stopping power between 9mm and .40 S&W.
You think that real operators obsess about gadgets and only train twice a year.
You can't imagine owning a rifle that doesn't have a quadrail.
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FIVETWOSEVEN
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you buy guns that you only know about through a video game and thats where all your knowledge comes from.
erichtmobile
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You tell all your friends that the hollow points you purchased for your plinkster are "man stoppers" that are illegal in most states
TeamPrecisionIT
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...your closet is invisible due to all the clothes being different shades and types of camouflage.
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N003k
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....the 'equipment' you wear to your bi-annual 'training' is worth more then three times the amount you paid for your car.
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FIVETWOSEVEN
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that is correct, it was also in movies and the remake goldeneye.
here is some info about the fictional gun http://www.imfdb.org/index.php?title=Golden_Gun
Why would you not have a quadrail?
Just joking.
My equipment is worth more then my car. My tool box is worth more then your car. What does that make me?
If you have any credit card receipts from this place maybe?
http://www.extremeshockammo.net/tactical.asp
http://www.extremeshockammo.net/tactical.asp
N003k
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Key note it's the 'equipment' (Read tons of stuff you THINK you need but theres no chance in hell that anyone that doesn't live in a constantly raging warzone in the middle of a blizzard at night all year long will ever need) is worth more then three times the value of your car and its what you wear to your 'training' (read going to the middle of the desert, shooting hundreds of dollars in ammo, overheating yourself to the point of a heat-stroke, and still not even hitting a single target) 
If you meet the above, it makes you a mall ninja!
If you meet the above, it makes you a mall ninja!
Darkninja
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Everything you own is BLACK.
oneounceload
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"Tactical" gets used in every other sentence
You really believe you need a breacher end on your shotgun
You really believe you need a breacher end on your shotgun
TonyDedo
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you've told your bull**** special-ops story so many times you've started to believe it yourself.
mg.mikael
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I don't know if that makes you a mall-ninja, it just means you like to color coordinate your gear. LOL
rodensouth
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If you cannot figure out how to conceal your drop-down thigh holster. That must be why they invented long black coats.
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FIVETWOSEVEN
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would i be a mall ninja if thats one of the ways i've planned on open carrying? cause i like how its where my hand would be if i'm relaxed.
rodensouth
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Only if it's cold.
rodensouth
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Sorry, didn't catch the "open" part.
iiibdsiil
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What's that thing about the mall ninja saying they chased the perp and a real cop saying they chased the bastard?
if you have a set of top of the line sights a holgraphic scope co-witnessed to the sights a red laser a green laser a mini reddot canted off the side of your tactical 12x56x60 scope and still cant hit your target
if you have ever gotten tangled in your gear in the middle of the night because your "perimiter alarm" (read beagle started barking) went off in the middle of the night
if you WONT buy a shotgun unless it comes with a breachers barrel and pistol grip or worse yet PGO
if you spend all your money on cheap accessories from places like CTD to slap on a bottom of the barrel AR because you have to have a completly decked out rifle on your allowence wages
if youve ever thought frank castle was cooooooool
if you think rambo handled everything the right way
if you double your body weight gearing up for the day
if you think you can handle a terrorist situation all by yourself
if you think your a member of an elite team that protects your local mall from counter spys and super soldiers
if you own more ballistic plates than your equipment calls for
if you own equipment that calls for ballistic plates (LEOs Military exemp of course)
if you have tried to use all of said plates in said gear
if you slap crappy walmart scopes on even crappier walmart rifles for your "sniper" setup
if your serious about your tactical 22
if you dress tacticool on a daily basis
if you have ever worn a swat vest in public without a real reason
for that matter if you ever wore any LBG in public without a real reason
if you bought a Rambo survival knife for more than just a collectors piece
if you have a backup backup backup backup gun on your person RIGHT NOW
if you wont buy anything without it having a "tactical advantage"
ok im done
if you have ever gotten tangled in your gear in the middle of the night because your "perimiter alarm" (read beagle started barking) went off in the middle of the night
if you WONT buy a shotgun unless it comes with a breachers barrel and pistol grip or worse yet PGO
if you spend all your money on cheap accessories from places like CTD to slap on a bottom of the barrel AR because you have to have a completly decked out rifle on your allowence wages
if youve ever thought frank castle was cooooooool
if you think rambo handled everything the right way
if you double your body weight gearing up for the day
if you think you can handle a terrorist situation all by yourself
if you think your a member of an elite team that protects your local mall from counter spys and super soldiers
if you own more ballistic plates than your equipment calls for
if you own equipment that calls for ballistic plates (LEOs Military exemp of course)
if you have tried to use all of said plates in said gear
if you slap crappy walmart scopes on even crappier walmart rifles for your "sniper" setup
if your serious about your tactical 22
if you dress tacticool on a daily basis
if you have ever worn a swat vest in public without a real reason
for that matter if you ever wore any LBG in public without a real reason
if you bought a Rambo survival knife for more than just a collectors piece
if you have a backup backup backup backup gun on your person RIGHT NOW
if you wont buy anything without it having a "tactical advantage"
ok im done
rodensouth
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Dimis, you are funny. Did you have a list ready?
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