Tactical vs. "Mall Ninja"

Dang. I feel soooo left out. I'm not tacticool! My CZ does not have a light or 'bayonet'!

Dang it all.

CMMG has tactical bacon, and tactical sammiches...

But no tactical bacon sammich? That's almost unforgivable!

Having said that, other posters have it right when they say that "Mall Ninja" describes a certain set of character traits a person might have (or claim to have, as a joke -- in the case of the original Mall Ninja : http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/).

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Pure WIN, or Winning according to Mr. Sheen.

To freakin funny and sad at the same time...

A person with a $2K AR with $3K worth of optics who can't hold a 5" group at 15yds is probably a mall ninja.

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Who cares??? Lots of folks own guns and can't shoot worth a damn. Hell, thousands of hunters go afield every year who couldn't hit a paint can at 50yds. The drummer for the Rolling Stones, Charlie Watts, has an extensive vintage car collection but doesn't drive. Do we need a special stereotype for him?

Ehh... c'mon. We're ALL Mall Ninjas at heart. Most of us are just too proud to admit it.

Now... where did that gadget go that goes on this thingy so I can mount it on the whatchamacallit adapter so I can put more stuff on my AK?

OMG... I think I need a tacticool-obotimy!!

I can't be a 'Mall-Ninja". I have not set foot in a mall in like 30 years....

But some days I am a Tacti-fool!

Coming soon to a mall near you.Xtreme Tactical Turbo Digital Spec-Ops Ambi Ergo Hi-Def something or other.Don't know what it is yet,But you'll need at least three.Plus the hat,shirt,mat,pad,gloves,sunglasses,socks,and underwear.All with our logo on it,So you can pay for the privilage of doing our advertising for us.

Wow, that's the first time I've read anything by Gecko45......
Uuummm.... Wow.

I think we have this nailed down at this point.

Buy what you want. Shoot what you want.

If you spend more on bits and pieces than you do on your ammo & training budget -- (and of course, if your shotgun has a "breacher choke" ) -- maybe expect a little ribbing from time to time.