One of my FAVORITE threads EVER!
As I've grown older the world seems increasingly dangerous yet, at the same time, more restrictive regarding my right to self-defense. I began carrying a cane a dozen years ago. After 9/11 I found it humorously ironic that TSA Screeners were confiscating nail-clippers from Granny's purse while letting a backwoods Kentucky Redneck board International Flights with a
BIG OAK STICK in his hand
! It became immediately clear that no regulatory agency nor members of the general public understood how
perfectly happy that made me. Since then I have bought & modified several canes, trained in cane-defense technique, researched stick-fighting from all corners of the globe (sticks are almost everywhere
), and have read countless internet opinions on the subject. Now, this thread lets me voice my own TFC ("
Tao of Cane Fu").
The
heavy vs. light cane debate is like
.45 vs. 9mm &
Mayo vs. Miracle Whip. Heavier always hits harder & lighter always hits faster. Everyone is right & it will NOT be settled here. As long as your cane HITS... you can defend yourself.
Best places to get canes? Ask Old People, they know these things. Me, I like scouring antique shops. The older (well-used) your cane appears, the less attention it draws. Oak, Hickory & flame-hardened Rattan are among my favorites. Go with a standard hook. Skulls & Derby handles are for Bond Villans.
Use BASIC techniques. Complicated moves only work on TV. You are NOT a Cane Ninja. Grip with both hands when you can. Thrusts at soft tissue & Strikes at hard structure will always carry the day. Hooks, sweeps & throws are merciful & you don't have that luxury.
Once you decide to fight... (this is VERY important) forget ANYTHING about self-defense and immediately become your attacker's
WORST PROBLEM EVER!!! Do NOT hesitate once this decision is made. Get yourself quickly & clearly in whatever mindset you personally need to severely injure this person. DO NOT try to stop the attack with your skill. The attack will stop by itself when your attacker can no longer proceed. Your attention therefore MUST be solely dedicated to fast, hard thrusts & strikes in locations that cause your attacker the MOST amount of pain & injury. In short,
Mother Teresa never packed a cane.