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A little OT... but it is related to Hillary

Discussion in 'Legal' started by Atticus, Feb 13, 2006.

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  1. Atticus

    Atticus Member

    Dec 24, 2002
    Three prominent Arkansas surgeons were playing golf
    together and
    discussing challenging
    surgeries they had performed.

    One of them said, "I could be the best surgeon in
    Arkansas. A concert
    pianist once lost 7
    fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8
    months later he
    performed a private concert for
    the Queen of England."

    The second surgeon, not to be outdone, said, "That's
    nothing. A young
    man lost an arm and
    both legs in an automobile accident, I reattached
    them, and 2 years
    later he won a gold medal
    in field events in the Olympics."

    The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs.
    Some years back, a
    local gal got high on
    cocaine and marijuana, stole a neighbor's horse and
    rode the horse
    head-on into a freight train
    traveling 80 miles an hour! All I had left to work
    with was the gal's
    blond hair and the horses
    rear end. Today she's a prominent Senator from New
    York State."
  2. Satch

    Satch Member

    Mar 27, 2004
    A little

    :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Oh Yeh.
  3. Art Eatman

    Art Eatman Administrator Staff Member

    Dec 22, 2002
    Terlingua, TX; Thomasville,GA
    Even a little is too much.

    A little Hillary goes a long way, but, unfortunately, she hasn't gone far enough. Paris, Rome...Monaco...Anywhere!

    :), Art
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