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A Noteworthy Event That's Been Overlooked In The News !!!

Discussion in 'General Gun Discussions' started by sltm1, Oct 15, 2012.

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  1. sltm1

    sltm1 Member

    Feb 21, 2009
    Linda Burnett, 29 , a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.

    Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the driveway with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. He became concerned and walked over to the car.

    He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she had been shot in the back of the head and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.

    The husband called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out but quickly recovered.

    Linda is a Democrat, and an Obama supporter, but that could all be a coincidence. The defective biscuit canister was analyzed and the expiration date was from 2008, so it was determined to be Bush's fault
  2. ZGunner

    ZGunner Member

    Feb 2, 2012
    South GA
    This makes me chuckle everytime I hear it. The last version I heard sh was only 23 and never made it out of the parking lot of the grocery store.
  3. Owen Sparks

    Owen Sparks member

    May 27, 2007
    Mythbusters did an episode about this a few years back. This urban legend has been around longer than Obama has been president.
  4. Jorg Nysgerrig

    Jorg Nysgerrig Member

    Apr 13, 2006
    This joke was off-topic to begin with. Added a political punchline pushed it way over the line.
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