Drive Safe Over There
Oh, and if you run into that Bin Laden guy, give him our very best, would you?
We'd appreciate it if you could let him know how we feel about him.
When you're all done over there (heck, even while you're over there), if you really love us, you'll tell us some stories.
And on your return we'll have a beer or six waiting for you -- though you must show up in person to collect.