A THR Writing Experiment (only use FIVE words in reply)...

[seeker_two]

I got the idea from another board I've been reading.

The game is: The THR board will be writing a story. It can go in just about any direction, but I think we can keep it on The High Road & firearms-related. Humor is encouraged.

The catch is: you can only add FIVE (5) words at a time in each post. And you can't add another post until someone else has responded to your post.

Example:

Person A: Once upon a midnight dreary
Person B: While I wandered weak and
Person A: Weary. I heard a raven.

...and so on.

Interested? I'll start us off...


Yesterday, while at the range...

 

[stv]

some dumb guy swept me....

 

[williegee]

...I realized that I forgot...

 

[Preacherman]

to teach the Four Rules

 

[Frohickey]

...he was wearing carbon fiber...

 

[Remington Employee]

and my Phazed Plazma Rifle....

 

[boofus]

...he had an epileptic seizure...

 

[Jick42]

Shot bright red plasma beams......

 

[Mama06]

..or so I thought, however;

 

[boofus]

ah bleah, simultaneous post sucks

 

[noklue3]

But, back to the story:

 

[OEF_VET]

this doofus needed a lesson.

 

[Remington Employee]

And I was set on 40 watt range

 

[clipse]

When all of the sudden........

 

[Jonesy9]

my mouth went dry and

 

[Jrob24]

the fool pulled the trigger

 

[Mama06]

I felt a warm rush....

 

[TerryBob]

as I wet my pants

 

[Denton T. Young]

This is waste of bandwidth.

 

[stv]

I didn't hear a 'BANG'

 

[willyjixx]

all i heard was splat

 

[Harry Tuttle]

then waves of lemmings appeared

 

[hillbilly]

Midget ninjas gargled Hoppes profusely.

 

[Jrob24]

Then there was a commotion

 

[hillbilly]

Schumer slowly stroked Clinton's adenoids