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Agent Smackatelli is Sik?

Discussion in 'General Gun Discussions' started by Zundfolge, Jun 2, 2004.

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  1. Zundfolge

    Zundfolge Member

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    A while back there was that story about the Italian police siezing a bunch of guns headed for the US.

    The story was posted on www.jihadwatch.org and I posted a response to it (I think most of this was discussed here at the time).


    Anyway, today I get the following email:

    So here's my response:
     
  2. R.H. Lee

    R.H. Lee Member

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    Now you'll get a cease and desist order for practicing law without a license!:neener:
     
  3. Kharn

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    I believe its Agent Schmuckatelli.

    You're in big trouble for not respecting his authorit-aye.
    [​IMG]

    Kharn
     
  4. Zundfolge

    Zundfolge Member

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    Well here's his response to my reply:

    :scrutiny:
     
  5. pax

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    *laugh*

    No, what he was wondering was if he could entrap you, ala' Randy Weaver.

    *sigh*

    pax

    It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him. -- J. R. R. Tolkien
     
  6. Standing Wolf

    Standing Wolf Member in memoriam

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    I've recently heard a rumor to the effect that Agent Schmuckatelli is actually a woman, or perhaps a woman masquerading as a man, or perhaps...

    Well, I'll wait for Agent Schmuckatelli to resolve the mystery.
     
  7. RED-DOG 40

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    "Agent Schmuckatelli is actually a woman, or perhaps a woman masquerading as a man, or perhaps..."

    ....Or maybe he's been neutered....
    :what:
    ..That would make him an "IT".....:uhoh:

    ..:D
     
  8. Warren

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    Where did this Schumkatelli get thing get started?

    Is it a hip and ironic pop culture reference?

    Something just on THR?

    C'mon tell me.
     
  9. sturmruger

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    Did you ever see that comercial where there was all of those people sitting around saying they were some famous athlete. I wish I could remember who they were talking about.


    Just to increase paranio whenever we here references to good old Agent S. We should all post things like.


    "I am Agent Schumkatelli"
     
  10. cpileri

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    Agent Schmuckatelli is always watching...

    From The Desk Of Agent Schmuckatelli, BATFe...

    Dear TFLers,
    You all are making me blush! I just did not think you cared so much. To bring me up in a thread of my very own, its just too sweet.
    To address your concerns, no i am not Sik. And no, no one who has posted before this is ME either. You're not me, I am me.

    Don't you know impersonating a federal officer is a crime?

    Really, that old 'get-'em-to-do-something-easily-recognizable-as-illegal-entrapment' scheme is SOOOOOO passe. No one would fall for that amateur attempt anymore. At least not anyone on your forum. Still worth a try on Johnny Jihad's site, i guess.

    Now really, be nice. Making reference to my manhood and all. You're above that! The High Road, right?

    Besides, in order to not only want to kill you, your wife, and burn your kids and pets alive after locking them in your house; but to GET OFF on it you have to have so much testosterone that even a genetic female would fool you. Nevermind the sociopathic tendencies and a disregard for the Constitution, you're born with one and the failure of the educational system at school and at home breeds the other. Add (inject?) a little testosterone and a paycheck and bingo- ME!

    Hey, I've grown kind of fond of you all over the years. But I have to admit, I would be the first guy at your door coming for your guns if my boss told me to do it. Even if I didn't particularly want to, i have a wife, kids, several mistresses, and a mortgage and if I lose my job by saying 'no' then i am as screwed as you would be! Plus, I'd never work in Law Enforcement again. Since its all i know, I'd be on the streets in no time. I suspect its the same for you: the ones who want to resist but WONT because at least you will be alive to work and your family will survive.

    So we're the same, really, you and I. Except for all the testosterone. (my attempt at humor :) )

    And I'd bet that 'sameness' is why no LEO's will answer the thread. But then again, i have never and never will lie to you about anything.

    Fair warning.

    Regards,
    Agent S-
     
  11. RED-DOG 40

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    "Dear TFLers"

    .....Uhhh...wrong forum there Agent S.....:uhoh:
     
  12. Linux&Gun Guy

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    I saw Agent Schmuckatelli just the other week. He was dropping off a plastic bag under a bridge and later the same day I saw him smoking a green cigarillo. I think he is losing his touch and will be fired soon, get ready for Agent Jarminski!
     
  13. Kharn

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    Its the generic ATF/FBI/CIA/Italian Customs (they've been bone-headed with arms shipments lately, apparently they think everyone lives under Italian law and cant own semiautos :rolleyes: ) agent name for when one does something boneheaded that we cant find an actual agent's name to put the blame on. Stupid email stings fall under this category.

    Kharn
     
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    Are you sure you're the real Agent Schmuckatelli?
     
  15. Tamara

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    I knew Agent Schmuckatelli; Agent Schmuckatelli was an antagonist of mine, and you're no Agent Schmuckatelli!


    :D
     
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    agent shmuckatelli sez,, i like you so much so ill kill you last:what: :evil:
     
  17. loose cannon

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    of couse he wasnt talking about tamara if he did he knows we all cap him at the bottom of the mountain so tamara wouldnt have to get her guns dirty and clean them:)
     
  18. Zundfolge

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    So in all seriousness ... what is the chance that this was some kind of attempt at a sting?

    I figure it was just some young punk who noticed I had some knowledge of firearms and was curious ... but that nagging voice in the back of my head made me post it here to "cover my a" ... well you know.
     
  19. garrettwc

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    "I'm Emmett Smith."
     
  20. El Tejon

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    Zun, you were close.

    The agents themselves are not here posting (other than reading our witty banter and the female agents who leer at El Tejon's homepage continually). You ran into a Zebco CI.

    CIs looking to work, and work reeeeaaal quick before their sentencing date, are what populate the net and gun shows.
     
  21. Kodiak AK

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    I understand the CI part , but what does Zebco have to do with anything?
     
  22. jamz

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    I don't understand the CI thing.
    :confused:

    -James
    (gets ready for the ClueBat)
     
  23. Evil_Ed

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    CI = Confidential Informant

    Basically some poor bastard that has his nuts in an ATF vice because he did something stupid or got lured into doing something stupid. His only chance of pulling his own bacon out of the fire is to throw you to the wolves any way he can. CI's have been know to lie, cheat, and steal to get the "evidence" they need to feed a bigger fish to the ATF so they can obtain a get out of jail free card.
     
  24. El Tejon

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    Kodiak, Zebco=he's fishing like a bare in a trout stream (look out, bears!).:D This must be a desparate or greedy CI, he's run out of friends to set up or everyone around him knows he's looking at BoP time, so he went fishing on the net. Happens from time to time.

    Evil, don't forget the feds pay their CIs. Can be very lucrative, especially DEA CIs.:uhoh:
     
  25. MeekandMild

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    That is agent Pat Schmuckatelli?
     
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