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All your NAMES are Belong to US...

Discussion in 'General Gun Discussions' started by Werewolf, Jun 27, 2005.

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  1. Werewolf

    Werewolf Member

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    The Supreme Court ED thread is a first for THR - or maybe I've just not been here long enough. A lot of posts in that thread - maybe even the majority are out and out saying the line has been crossed, that we aren't in the awkward stage anymore. Not only recommendations for impeachment but hanging have been made in regards to the justices.

    Now I don't know about you guys....

    Uh... Wait just a moment. [dons tin foil hat] Ahhhhh - there we go.

    You know of course that Agent Schmukatelli at the BATFE and his bro Agent Spymore at the FBI monitor THR.

    They're keeping track and all your names have been transfered to the we know everything about you super duper computerized gubmint data base.

    So - some day - when the fecal matter actually does impact the rotating air screw some guy - or more likely guys with a black ski mask and a 10mm Mac-10 will come knocking - no wait - he won't knock - on your door to take you away. :what:

    I know this is true - really. Come on - threads about how much ammo you have and what guns do you own? Please could those gubmint guys be any less subtle?

    [takes off hat]

    No really - they will - I swear it... :evil:
     
  2. Joejojoba111

    Joejojoba111 Member

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    Lol, a little far out but a fair point! Lol.

    Agent Schmuk "So let's have a list of your possessions.

    Dude "No way!"

    Agent "Ok."

    Later on forum

    Dude "So yea I own this and this and that and I'm getting this..."

    lol
     
  3. Standing Wolf

    Standing Wolf Member in memoriam

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    Yeah, yeah, yeah! I happen to know Pat Schmuckatelli is one of us. I'm admittedly not too sure about this Spymore person, but if he or she is with the F., the B., and the I., what's to worry about? He or she probably had his or her gun stolen last week, and hasn't quite realized it yet.
     
  4. QuickDraw

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    Who says we were telling the truth? :evil:

    QuickDraw
     
  5. 1911 guy

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    My own gubmint

    and I run my own disinformation campaign. Oh, and did I mention...I AM NAPOLEAN! :p
     
  6. sm

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    Nope - through the grapevine I hear it was run over, must have been dropped with the Agent trying to juggle all them stacks of paper to read about SCOTUS decisons.

    Seems a fella lives in back of Agent Spymore , property backs to each other. Agent Spymore is so busy with War on "[]" he hasn't figured out that "aroma" is not an alternative fuel source - instead moonshine whisky. Hide in plain site is what the distiller figures.

    Ran over it, making a "run", backed up, retreived it, and tossed on the fire...ewwy, them plastic guns sure do stink... ;)
     
  7. Cesiumsponge

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    In that case, I'm going to throw off the count.

    I own:
    two B-2 bombers dolled up in urban camo
    three crated up GAU-8 Avenger 30mm gattling guns
    one Iowa class battleship
    the 2nd Battalion 75th Regiment
    Lincoln's tophat
    a case of Cuban Romeo Y Julietta cigars
     
  8. KriegHund

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    Its not as if they could not obtain the information through other means, or simply look through previous posts.

    Aside from that, i sahould mention i owna 20mm gun taken off a bradley APC and a hummer hiddin under my house with 2 .50 M2's, m240, and m249.
     
  9. Joejojoba111

    Joejojoba111 Member

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    Dude, you showed me last weekend, it's totally a 25mm remember? That was awesome it shoots like 50 miles.
     
  10. Marshall

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    Heck as as I go, every gun I own with the exception of one I bought used, the feds have approved when I bought it anyway, let em read all they want, they already know.
     
  11. Werewolf

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    Agent Spymore told me to tell you guys that the government of the UuuuuuNited States of Uhmurica would never keep the names of gun owners in a data base. Nope - wouldn't do that.

    He said that you must trust him. He is a loyal government employee and patriotic citizen. Trust him - he works for the government.

    Really - that's what he ordered - oops - requested that I tell you guys. Those guys in mirrored shades in big black SUV's parked in front of my house didn't influence me at all - nope - not one little bit. Agent Spymore is our friend...
     
  12. Farnham

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    If Agent Schmuckatelli is reading this...

    The chair is against the wall...John has a long mustache...

    [/Red Dawn]

    I'm betting that Agent Schmuckatelli (FBI or ATF) couldn't possibly care less about how much ammo I've got, or how many guns I own, as Agent S has helicopters, tanks, and more lawyers than I could ever dream of having.

    I'd even like to think that maybe Agent Schmuckatelli grew up in a small town like me, likes deer hunting, likes shooting, believes in the Second Amendment...you know, maybe Agent S might possibly be just another American.

    Or maybe Agent S is a JBT of the first order...either way, come and get them.

    S/F

    Farnham

    PS: Someone set us up the bomb
     
  13. Missourigunner

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    All your NAMES are belong to

    I reckon now would be a good time to fess up as to my true possessions;

    USS Missouri: Berthed in Creek in my back yard.
    Patriot missle Launcher on my back Porch
    Tomahawk Missle Launcher on Roof.
    2-50 cal. MGs on my Attack Ford Ranger. :D :D :D
     
  14. RevDisk

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    So I'm the only guy here that had an FBI special agent "order" them to buy more ammo? It came about in a conversation when I meantioned I had moved to a new area. She asked me if I owned firearms, to which I chuckled a bit. Then she advised me to stock up on ammo because a significant number of gangs had moved into the area.

    Most feds are just paperpushers for the most part. It's just a job to them, and a number are nice enough folks.


    Shucks. The federales ain't worried about me owning guns. They're probably more annoyed at me because I played red team on a few antiterrorism drills. I always won, even in rigged table games.
     
  15. Chipperman

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    Well if there is any great conspiracy, I'm already short-listed anyway:

    Let's see:

    1. C&R license
    2. Form 4s on file for machine guns
    3. CCW licenses for multiple states
    4. DEA license
    5. Etc.

    Whether and what I post here or anywhere else will make no difference.
     
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    I have a Phalanx cannon on my roof programmed to target jack boots and blue helmets. :D
     
  18. CajunBass

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    HA! I got 'em all fooled. I store all my guns on the mother ship. They'll never find them. :neener:

    Well. Except for my "Blasto-The Atomic Cannon" but that's ok. That's in my wife's dogs name.
     
  19. Onmilo

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    Paranoia is a wonderful thing,,,,,,,
     
  20. Tim3256

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    Oh, man.
    As soon as I get my starcruiser out of Lake Michigan, I'm SOOOOO out of here! ;)
     
  21. Lennyjoe

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    Only 3? I own 74. :D
     
  22. Silent-Snail

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    Ok ok I admit it, I am the captain of the SSD Executor rebuilt after The Battle of Endor. It has a full compliment of TIEs, Stormtroopers, two Dark Jedi, and a support fleet including twenty Imperial Star Destroyers. I also have a Death Star on twenty four hour standby. :evil:


    (edited to add) Long live the Empire :neener:
     
  23. The Rabbi

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    Wasnt Agent Shmuckatelli the "only one in this room professional enough to handle a Glock 40"??
     
  24. bjbarron

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    I live in Jersey.

    I was involved in wierd stuff in the Navy that required extra special investigations of my character and good name.

    I own many firearms and have had a rare PRNJ CC permit, as well as a current permit to sell weapons in New Jersey in retail stores. I belong to a dozen forums and 2A organizations. I write letters to my (worthless on this matter) legislators on 2A subjects. I was arrested 3 dacades ago on firearms related charges (dropped and espunged).

    The FBI has so much freakin' information on me that they are probably throwing out the old stuff just to make room for the new.

    Think of me as the canary in the mineshaft...they'll be after me first.
     
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    Prepare for the worst and hope for the best.


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