Chisel Head
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While running a garage sale, simply learn the following in hybrid Spanish: "Set the dollaros on the table and your merchandise is to be found in the brown bag stuck into the watering can in the garage, Pedro"
Of which the world's best tweezers wont help to patch up that one. Unless, they're .25s, thoughJim Keenan said:... he takes what you have and you get a face full of bullets...
Wait until the neighboor you don't get along with travels out of town. Then, arrange the sale from his front porchJImbothefiveth said:I would keep all face-to-face sales away from my house, just so he doesn't find out where I live.