Anti-gun spouses from Heck.

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My ex-wife was whole-heartedly in favor of banning guns when we met. By the time we went our separate ways five years later, she had a concealed firearms permit and was carrying her own (formerly my) Colt Trooper Mark III.

Progress is possible.
 
If I were to advise people on the marital state, I would advised them first and foremost to avoid marryiing ( or any of the current versions of the pair-bonding state) a person who is as crazy as an outhouse rat.

Sage advice...but that would render some of us permanently single :cool:
 
Hope

True. The fortunate aspect of my sage advise is that I'm not competent to ladle out advise on the conubial state. Both of my erstwile spouces (spice?) were crazy as the afore mentioned Rata Cloacae
 
There was a thread a while back, and now I can't find it, but this guys wife was the worst! They live(ed) in CA.

He comes home one day to find that his wife had 1) discovered she was pregnant, 2) decided guns in the house were bad, 3) loaded said guns into car and ran them down to the po-po station, asking how to ship them to Texas. The police were VERY interested in a few of the guns, seeing how this guy somehow didn't get news of the Assault Weapon Registration that went on. One gun was flat illegal in CA and a couple of others hadn't been registered. He was charged with several crimes, and when he posted about it had spent $10k in legal fees and was looking at spending at least $5k more. Plus it looked like he was going to loose the guns and the case since his big defense was that the unregistered gun were inoperable since the bolts were'nt in them, even though they were readily available.

Hard to believe his own wife did it to him!

Edted to add: Found the link! :)

Wife Screws Hubby Big Time!
 
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not so hard actually. I recall one couple found themselves in the middle of a bank robbery. The robbers made everybody lie down on the floor. Wife says to husband in a conversational volume. " Donntttt"t take out your gunnnnn."
Whereupon the robber came over and shot the husband in the back of he head.

Then there was Hacker. His wife suffered from a collogen vascular disease complicated by alcoholism. One night, she got drunk and chased Hacker down the hall blasting loose pieces of the parquet flooring with her .38 Chief. After she went to sleep, Hacker got the .38 and put it in his house coat so as to always know where it was.

Late one night the livestock went highly agitado and he stepped outside to confront a pack of ravening turd-hounds. He outs with the .38 and begins blasting more or less at random. Come the weekend, the hacker grandchildren arrived. " Were's my Horsie? I wanna see my horsie. Here Horsie. Tottling over a low rise, gwandbabie finds horsie resting with a .38 caliber third eye right between the other two.
 
My wife likes to shoot, but my brother's wife is anti everything, when we were young we had oldles of guns and went hunting evry chance we got. Not any more for the bro, I offered to pay for his entire trip up to Alaska to visit me and including a free Mountain Goat on my dime, his responce is noway my wife would kill me. A man with a broken sprit, aint no woman worth giving up my guns over. :cuss:
 
not even a virgin pam anderson would be worth givin up my guns good thing my wife loves them much as me and shoots 45 better than most guys
and makes pam look like phylis diller:)
 
My wife kinda straddles the fence - not really anti, but not pro-gun either. She insisted that I not carry around town on the weekends, but she understands when I have to go back into town at night for something, my 66 F-comp is going with me.

This is where I'm supposed to say "concealed means concealed". ;-)
 
birdv: good one :D

My Wife's always been afraid of guns. Heck, 12 years ago she didn't even want 'em in the house. Boy, how times have changed. ;)

Now, she's even warming up to the idea of me having a concealed carry now that we have it here in Ohio.

The funny thing is she's a better shot than I am.
 
Okay, I gotta ask.

This might get me in major trouble, but I just have to ask.

If a person is completely dead set against something that you think and feel is very important, why, oh why on earth would you actually marry that person?

I would never have married a woman who was dead set against guns.

I would never have married a woman who described herself as a socialist.

I would have never married a woman who described herself as an atheist.

All of those outlooks and opinions are completely contradictory to my outlooks and opinions.

It would seem to me that marrying someone who is completely and wholely against one or more of your basic beliefs is just asking for trouble down the road.

There are plenty of other fish in the sea, etc.

I don't get it. What's the deal?

hillbilly
 
When I met my wife she was not really anti, just more scared it would go off in the house. Her concession was I could have a Rifle (Guess she thought it was "more safe" then a pistol lol ) well time went by she shot it too and liked it a little.

One day while I was living in California, I went to take the stupid Basic firearms safety test and got a handgun, she didn't freak or anything, just told me to be careful, slowly the guns multiplied in the safe lol and she does not worry about them now. She has shot them, (She doesn't really like shooting, the noise and blast and all lol) but she HAS shot all of them and know how they work. She isn't a great shot but to her credit after 9/11 the first thing she wanted to do is learn how to shoot better.

Guess I am lucky heh she does not mind my hobby at all now.
 
Havta agree with Hillbilly. Even my first wife shared most of my views. We split for less obvious and much more stupid reasons. After that I encountered one girl who opposed firearms. She started haranquing me on a date about the shotgun in the back of the car. I looked at her, laughed in her face and took her home...then picked up a friend and took HER to the reserved dinner date. :) Dated one who started talking about how she had sooo much liked Dukakis and supported abortion. I considered dropping her at the curb but took her all the way home simply out of the goodness of my heart.

I just don't have time to be married to obvious wierdos. Women are wierd enough in the ways it takes great time to discover without dealing with odd stuff from day one. :D
 
She promises not to complain about guns and I promise not to kill and grill her cat.

Oh Lordy...Are you sure we're not with the same woman? :scrutiny:

There have been several times I've wanted to.....ahh, nevermind, I'm sure you understand.

Ed
 
My spousal unit came from a totally anti family.While living out West she got to shoot all my guns from black powder to highpower rifles.Grew to enjoy it.Then the kids started arriving (3 now) and she took a turn for the worse.Started the "I don't want any guns in the house".So I picked up the want adds and started brousing in Houses for rent....She dropped the subject.Since 9-11 she's asked me to go to the range several times.Now keeps 38 snub with her at all times.Both our girls are trained in all guns in the house,at her request(my son has been shooting with me since he was 7.They come and they go.:p
 
My former wife wasn't particularly "anti-gun", just an all-around World Class Be-otch.

When we split (I had to get a court order to compel her to return both my money from the joint account AND allow me access to my former home to collect my personal property) she'd destroyed my record collection, thrown out all of my photograph albums, and given my guns and clothing to her brother.

The sherrif's deputy that accompanied me told me that in the absence of a restraining order prior to her doing so, there was nothing that I could do about it except take her to civil court.

So I did the only thing that I could do: went over to her brother's and asked him to return my stuff. When he became belligerant and threatened me with a ball bat, I felt justified in kicking the s--t out of him. Cops ended up arresting him for aggravated assault, possession of stolen property (mine AND others), and possession of a controlled substance when they responded to my obligatory CYA phone call ;-))

The only thing I could do about the photos, albums, my service decorations, etc. was to mourn them and pray that her Karma would run over her.
 
My wife was a fence sitter when I met her. She really didn't care too much and had never really thought about guns. He father is a farmer in IA so he always had a few guns around to take care of coons and woodchucks. Since I met her my income has gone up so now I can afford more guns. I have bought the bulk of my guns since I met her as long as the bills get paid she doesn't seem to care too much.


As far as the people that are arguing against not getting married I think it all depends on what your future spouse is like. So many people get married just because that is the next step. How stupid is that. I really enjoy being married and have been now for 5 years. If you find the right woman getting being married is the best thing that will ever happen to you.
 
"I really enjoy being married and have been now for 5 years. If you find the right woman getting being married is the best thing that will ever happen to you."

Can't say from personal experience but I believe that this is a true statement.
 
I'll second what mec said about crazy women. Back when I was dating a crazy woman, we were having an arguement over a long distance phone call. Only problem is she's in the room with my 2,200 dollar match rifle threatening to beat it with the hammer she had in her hand. At that point I pretty much decided, "Okay lie to her, tell her what she wants to here, get her to not destroy my gun collection, go home, and dump the B#$^#." Then I moved out, got all my guns off site (I was living in a place w/ a "no guns" policy") and said "Good bye."

atek3
 
...How many cats is "a significant number?":scrutiny: If it's "one," then my spouse and I both married loonies. (And saved two other people!)

I was never "anti," I grew up around 'em and one of my father's farming friends used to send me out target-shooting with a .22 revolver whenever we visited just to get me out of the way -- he had no kids my age and I was too young to do more than annoy the adults. (H'mm, I still annoy the adults. Oh well). But I didn't own one for years after I was on my own. It was an expense I could avoid. Once I'd moved to the big city and got held up a few times (man, a .38 muzzle is huge from the wrong side!), it stopped being all that avoidable, and now hubby and I have, umm, many handguns and we both carry all the time.

However, I've always been anti-moron. The gangpunks and the really clueless types you sometimes dodge at the range (the ones who don't realize a firearm is not a pointer or conductor's baton!) irk me no end. They do tend to be self-limiting but it's small consolation when you're sharing space with 'em. Don't know what I'd do about 'em if I ran the world -- a good slapping-around seems like too little, too late, but it would be personally comforting.... ;)

--Herself
 
that was a close one. One of the things I found out during the last one was that I would say anything to get her to calm down -without much regard for the truth. I thought I was pretty honest before that and it's amazing what you learn about yourself walking the ragged edge with a maniac.
 
Whatever. The thread has been open for one day and already rivals the all-time favorite, "Gunwriters are Moronic Hoes."
It appears to have struck a chord.
 
The only young lady that has even a chance of making it down the aisle with me anytime in the near future is gorgeous and packs her own Glock 26 and a reload. :)
 
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