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Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southerner?

Discussion in 'Legal' started by 45Cal, Aug 15, 2006.

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  1. 45Cal

    45Cal Member

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    Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southerner?



    Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be found

    by posing the following question:



    You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small

    children. Suddenly, an Islamic terrorist with a huge knife comes around

    the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah,

    raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock cal 40, and

    you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and

    your family. What do you do?



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    Democrat's Answer:



    Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor? Or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children? Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? Should I call 911? Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior. This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.





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    Republican's Answer:



    BANG!!





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    Southerner's Answer:



    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click!.....(Sounds of reloading.) BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click.

    Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Hollow points or Winchester Silver Tips?"

    Son: "Can I shoot the next one?"

    Wife: "You ain't takin' that to the Taxidermist!"
     
  2. progunner1957

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    Y'all come back now, heah?

    E-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he!!!!:D
     
  3. BobTheTomato

    BobTheTomato Member

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    hehe....that made me giggle
     
  4. antarti

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    How could you possibly call yourself a Southerner with one of those? Policeman maybe?


    That's more like it. Atta boy!
     
  5. Lone_Gunman

    Lone_Gunman Member

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    Why does it matter if the guy is an Islamic terrorist?

    And Silvertips are hollowpoints.
     
  6. BryanP

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    That joke has been around for a long time. Someone just "updated" it with "Islamic Terrorist." It used to just talk about a criminal / mugger.

    The original is better. ;)
     
  7. Autolycus

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    What about a Libertarian?
     
  8. Justin

    Justin Moderator Staff Member

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    Waaaay old.
     
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