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Arrested for target shooting!

Discussion in 'General Gun Discussions' started by hkmp5g17, Oct 5, 2005.

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  1. hkmp5g17

    hkmp5g17 Member

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    Can someone please explain this to me? I went to my favorite shooting range the other day. Then I stack a few coke cans into a pyramid. Next I start doing hammers at 7 yards with my pistol( custom Lorcin .25 with Surefire G2 attached)

    Within 5 minutes I'm surrounded by cops with their pistols drawn!
    They order me to the ground at gunpoint! Spent 2 months in jail and WalMart insists that I pay for the soda/ display cases to boot.

    What gives????????????? :scrutiny:
     
  2. ChromDome

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    Sounds like there is more to this story than your telling us.
     
  3. hso

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    Tell another so that my other leg is the same length. :evil:


    "hammers at 7 yards with my pistol( custom Lorcin .25" :confused:

    "custom Lorcin .25 with Surefire G2 attached" :barf:

    "WalMart insists that I pay for the soda/ display cases to boot." :rolleyes:

    Channeling "Mall Ninja"?
     
  4. Don Gwinn

    Don Gwinn Moderator Emeritus

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    I can't quite tell if that was the perfect deadpan, or if you took that post at face value.
    Good job!
     
  5. Flatfender

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    Nice pistol.

    Is that the long slide or the short slide Lorcin? Was it real Coke or Sam's Cola? Makes a difference when you are using the lighter 230 grain loads in a .25 :evil:
     
  6. Zundfolge

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    This is why I NEVER shop at the one out on Platte Ave.
     
  7. hkmp5g17

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    :) No this was the standard Lorcin. My other one's in the shop- new rock river upper and ACOG being mated to the slide rails!! Oh BABY!!!!!
     
  8. odysseus

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    4 words: Put down the pipe.

    Learn it. Live it.
     
  9. hkmp5g17

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    I resent that! :mad: Now mall ninja-I resemble that! :D
     
  10. Crosshair

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    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, Dr. Pepper up my nose. It burns, it burns. :neener:

    Great story and you owe me a new keyboard.
     
  11. hkmp5g17

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    I'm confused it says "post moved"- why was this deleted. Did my joke offend? If so- apologies! It was not my intent to condone unsafe/illegal shooting.

    Anthony
     
  12. Jeff White

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    I wasn't deleted, it was moved to General Gun Discussion where a thread like this fits. You weren't discussing strategies or tactics, but it is a pretty funny thread so I thought we'd keep it alive here.

    Jeff
     
  13. Majic

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    Is 2 months the standard sentence for drink can assault?
     
  14. hkmp5g17

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    Thanks! Gotta get back to practicing- where's my Lorcin..................................
     
  15. hkmp5g17

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    No they got me for impersonating an idiot! :scrutiny:
     
  16. thorn726

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    impersonating???????????????????

    not so sure about that......

    ha ha.
     
  17. alellis

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    Reminds me of the time I caught a glimpse of my wife bending over the freezer. Something about the amount of bare leg that was visible immediately excited me.

    I moved quickly behind her and she responded to my touch. We did the deed with her leaning on the freezer.

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    .You know we never were allowed back in Tesco after that.



    al
     
  18. mbs357

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    O_O;





    So that's what those stains are. >_>
     
  19. Sleeping Dog

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    Shooting soda cans? What a wuss!

    Gunny Lee Ermie would have marched to the produce section and wasted a bin full of watermelons! That woulda showed them Wall-Martians.

    Anyway, good story!

    Regards.
     
  20. Preacherman

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    Well, of course you were arrested for shooting soda cans with a Lorcin! Didn't you know that "grand lorciny" is an offense?

    :neener:
     
  21. El Tejon

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    This thread is prosecutable as Lorciny by Means of Trickery! :D

    How does your custom Lorcin perform on bears?
     
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    Didn't Get Arrested For Shooting Cans

    He got arrested for owning a Lorcin......... :evil:
     
  23. SgtGunner

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    or perhaps for owning a "custom" lorcin


    :D

    someone owes me a new monitor and a new starbucks
     
  24. GTSteve03

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    So, what's the best caliber for shooting watermelons, BTW? I'm assuming 9mm is too weak to even break the rind, so I'm guessing a 45ACP would blow them into little chunks, right? :D
     
  25. Flatfender

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    Yeah, the 9mm will bounce right off the watermelon, where the 45acp would make watermelon wine. :uhoh:

    *grabs popcorn & a soda* :p
     
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