As for outta state boomstick purchase... I'm guessing that money eases all things, and the conversation went something like "This place is bleeped. We need some guns, and we need 'em now... I don't care. Demi wants a nine, and I wanna .45, and they better be on the next plane. And send Little Tony. Just tell him his vacation's been rescheduled, and give him a bonus." One other thing, campers... MOST people grow up and mature... Not everyone stays a raving moonbat until they get chunked into the "retirement home." And it's not called "coming out of the closet." It's called "coming out of the gun safe." Big difference there. If Ellen is starting to "get it," more power to her.