When I wuz still in Shcool, and they was larning me rithmatic and they wanted to put me in algaebra.
I said "why do I need to larn about algae bras? I didn't even know algae had bo... nevermind."
So there i were in algaebra class larning stuff when the teecher points to the writin board ans says "Pie Are Square"
I rised my hand and told him is was rong. "Any dang fool knows that pie are round, cornbread are square".