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Ban on lightsabers!! - Think of the children!!

Discussion in 'Legal' started by jlseagull, Apr 18, 2007.

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  1. jlseagull

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    rofl, I love Star Wars.

    o so much
     
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    I laughed out loud. That was awesome.
     
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    Live long and Prosper.... Nanoo Nanoo...:D

    Just be sure to ET phone home first....

    Yoda replied "Moaon Labe!"
     
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    You know, Yoda used a Saturday Night Special lightsaber - easily concealable. Probably got it due to its C&R status... we need to close the surplus market on old lightsabers.
    Darth Maul used a lightsaber with a length over the legal maximum of 48". We need to ban those.
    Anakin used an assault saber - useful only for mass murder.
    No honest man needs a lightsaber above 30" in length.
     
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    Preceded by "Hand it over I WILL NOT!" :neener:
     
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    Geronimo45 said "No honest man needs a lightsaber above 30" in length."

    Clearly. And only the most violent would ever use a hi-cap lightsaber. The batteries should run out at 10 strikes, don't you think? :barf:
     
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    That's for me to know and not you!
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    Humorous. :)
     
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    "You can have my lightsaber ... coherent energy first!"
     
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    Actually, it should be "Think of the Younglings!"

    Remember, when light sabres are outlawed, only Sith will have light sabres.
     
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    Awwww, man! You beat me to it! :p
     
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