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Best pickup lines at the range?

Discussion in 'General Gun Discussions' started by marklbucla, Jun 29, 2003.

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  1. marklbucla

    marklbucla Member

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    So if there's an attractive girl you'd be interested in at the range shooting a new 1911 (I'm not a 1911 guy, but I'm guessing Kimber?) quite well, how would you approach her?

    ;)
     
  2. Hot brass

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    Hi, nice gun. What model is it? OH, by the way my name is XXXXX.
     
  3. Flashpoint

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    She's shooting quit well?


    I'd approach her in a very non threatening manner.
     
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    "I said pick up your gear, Cledus! Look at all that empty brass you left on the ground. Be a good member and pick up your trash!"
     
  5. Kenneth Lew

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    1. One attention getting is NFA firearms. That will bring most gun loving girls.
    2. Another is chatting with her and seeing who is the better shot.
     
  6. Keith

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    Top Ten Range Pick-up Lines:

    #10:"Uh no actually, that's NOT a gun in my pocket..."

    #9: Sniff, sniff: "Is that Hoppe's #9 you're wearing?"

    #8: "Didn't I see you in the centerfold of the last Dillon catalogue?"

    #7: "A .45? Yeah, sometimes bigger IS better..."

    #6: "No, I'm not shooting today - sometimes I just enjoy cuddling and chatting about guns..."

    #5: "I know a trick to keep your bore well lubricated..."

    #4: "My shooting buddies don't understand me..."

    #3: "Didn't we meet at at Knob Creek?"

    #2: "I gave up the Weaver stance when I learned Tantric shooting."

    And the #1 Range Pic-up Line (drumroll....): "I really appreciate a woman who enjoys slapping leather!"
     
  7. pax

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    That's about enough of that. :scrutiny:

    pax

    The desire of a man for a woman is not directed at her because she is a human being, but because she is a woman. That she is a human being is of no concern to him. -- Immanuel Kant
     
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