Bottom Ten Worst Gunfights

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Any gunfight in any Uwe Boll movie, although the sequence in House of the Dead after they find the crate full of movie guns comes to mind.
 
I know George specified movies and not TV, but I caught a few minutes of some of my wife's favorite soaps, and the gunfights there were ATROCIOUS! Not only were they cheesy and unrealistic, but after shooting the bad guy, the actors/actresses (and I hate whenever I see this in Hollyweird) would look at their guns in disgust and drop them on the ground. As if the guns possessed them and made them do the unthinkable. :banghead:
 
Can't believe the only mention of Rambo so far has been the parody in Hot Shots... I'd have thought in Rambo III where he blows up that chopper with a bow and arrow was bad. Oh wait it's not a gun... Wasn't he using some Soviet heavy MG to destroy a tank at some point near the end of that film?
 
Top 10 Worst Gunfights

I forgot to mention ANYTHING where Will Smith is holding a gun. :barf:

I can't puke enough.



Oh yeah, and I am also perplexed as to why someone would say saving private ryan was bad...Unless they just misunderstood the question, because the bottom ten worst are really the top ten best as weedwhacker previously mentioned. :D
 
I'm perplexed by your statement. I thought the (Saving Private Ryan) beach scene was one of the best depictions of battle ever shown on the big screen
Ditto on the perplexation. The beach battle scene was considered very realistic even by Omaha Beach veterans.
 
The one thing I have heard a couple of D Day vets mention that is missing from the saving Pvt Ryan scene was the smell
 
Good threads like these usually get locked before I get to respond! (Edited: Sorry...I thought I was in the legal and political catagory, my bad)

Smokin' Aces...but the scene in the parking lot where the good (? ) guy makes the 30-40 yard, no-look, down sloping, single shot, with what looks like a 1911...and the bad (?) guy falls down dead.

Now that was really some shootin'! :)
 
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Wow. 20 guys with AKs at 50 yds can't hit Arnold. It must be his camaflouge :D

Did you ever wonder how Arnold can be so anti-gun when movies like this made him famous?
 
Any of the Matrix movies. Thousands of bullets that can all by dodged by the magic of CGI. Made an very bad impression on our easily swayed youth. Too many think they can wear leather trenchcoats and sunglasses and the firearms they get a hold of won't actually hurt anyone.

!!?!?!?! Blaming TV for "swaying" the youth is ridiculous. Be an adult and actually instill morals, values, and ethics in your children. It's not Hollywood's job to do so.

As for The Matrix... awesome gun fights. No they're not realistic because they didn't live in the real world. It was a world run by software that allowed "the rules" to be bent. The Lobby Scene from the first Matrix is one of my all-time favorite movie scenes. Tons of cool evil black rifles, pistols, and shotguns.



Wake up, Neo.
 
On topic though I gotta go with 28 days later when the main character FINALLY manages to get a rifle near the end of the movie...then ditches it.
 
I can't count the number of times I've movie discussions where I mention how much I hate extremely unrealistic action scenes, like when the move the hero is performing can't even be done by a stuntman, so they have to use wires for everything (which always makes for unnatural movement). This always seems to be followed by some mention of the Matrix.

The Matrix wasn't "unrealistic" because its chacters did all the crazy stuff they did. They were living in an electronic world with rules they could manipulate. If they were shown to jump off a 50 foot building and dodge bullets in the "real-world" scenes, then you could better call it unrealistic.
Its a sci-fi, it gets more slack than Jet-Li movies.

+1 for any scene involving Will Smith, double it for Will Smith and Martin Lawrence. I am interested to see how "I am Legend" turns out though.

One unmentioned movie is Equilibrium.
Although I really enjoyed this movie for its story, it had god aweful gunfights.
I know it was explained away by their "scientific gun kata" study, but it was still painful to watch.
 
The old Billy Jack Movies.
[Drive-in Picture shows are NOT always about the Picture Show being shown ;)]

Billy Jack, with no gun, no knife, just "martial arts" always won out over the BGs pulling guns and knives.
 
Good threads like these usually get locked before I get to respond!
Well, it is gun related, in general gun discussions, since it is about GUN fights in movies, was started by a moderator, and has a couple other mods posting to it.

I'm gonna close this now, just out of spite! :neener:
 
Bruce Willis in Last Man Standing.
Stock Colt Govt. 1911s that never go empty. Kinda makes you wonder why there's even a scene in the middle when Bruce Willis' charachter is loading dozens of mags -I wonder where he kept them.

Any of the Hong Kong genre gangster movies, the hero never gets shot while being able to drop every BG, never opts for the dropped SMG/assault rifle but keeps his 9mm. There's usually a 'Mexican Standoff' where Good & BG put pistols to each other's head afraid to shoot; if it were me, I'd go ahead and shoot in order to shut down his CNS.

Any movie with "Rambo" in the title (First Blood was good though). Special Forces training and Rambo stands in the open to shoot his M60/RPK at the hordes of oncoming BGs.
 
sm, Billy Jack is one of the best bad movies of all time. It is painful, but so bad that you just can't stop watching.
 
Arnold is the man!!! If he doesn't want to be hit by the bullets from the AK, then he won't get hit.

And Predator is a great movie, and before someone says it, I say Ventura "could" shoot a chopper mini gun; he was a SEAL after all.:D



Worst gun fight...I got it. Equilibrium gets my vote. A lot of folks liked this Fahrenheit 451 meets the Matrix rip-off, but I couldn't stand it.
 
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