To get serious for a moment...
If I may interrupt the levity...
Ralph The Builder: Lanolin has been used for years as a lube for cases to be resized. As has been noted, it requires you to put the cases in a plastic bag, spray the lanolin, wait for them to dry, etc, etc.
My feeling is, why fool around? Imperial Sizing Die Wax works every bit as well, if not better, than any other case lube. Lasts a long time, as noted. Requires no fooling around at all--Smear a TINY bit on each case, and then resize, no waiting, no nothing.
I used to use RCBS Case Lube, which required rolling the cases on a prelubed pad. Worked like gangbusters. But then, I tried the Imperial stuff. Still have my original can of it. It just plain works.
Bottom line: Why go re-inventing the wheel, unless you enjoy doing things "the hard way," for whatever reason? Get a can of Imperial, and get on with your resizing. Available at Midway, Midsouth, or any other supplier of reloading "stuff."