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Discussion in 'General Gun Discussions' started by Autolite, Jun 28, 2003.

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  1. Autolite

    Autolite Member

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    I saw a bumper sticker the other day on the rear side window of a pick-up that read "If you can read this then you're in range". Is there anyone who can tell me where I can find one of these stickers. It has such a nice PC ring to it don't-cha think ??? :)
     
  2. blades67

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    Are you sure that's the kind of gunowner you want to be perceived as being? :rolleyes:
     
  3. TXSniper

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    Cant be any worse than my favorite.. " If I can see you then you're in range.
     
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    "Keep honking, I'm reloading."
     
  5. Edward429451

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    Aw being a gunowner don't mean you can't have a sense of humor. Does it? Personally, I don't like telegraphing the fact that I may be armed, but I don't see any harm in it for others.

    You could make one in WordPerfect or something like that and print it out on sticker paper from Office Depot.
     
  6. Autolite

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    blades67

    I can see your point but it all depends on the environment. In my neck of the woods, everyone drives pickups and most have something crude pasted on the rear window. A gun related bumper sticker like the one I saw would be found humourous by most around here (and our laws do not allow us to carry loaded firearms in our vehicles anyway). Wouldn't drive around the big city with it though ...
     
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    Well, you never know when you might have to run into town for something.:neener:
     
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    I appreciate the humor in these kind of bumper stickers, but they do nothing but re-enforce the attitudes of antis and worse, help impart these attitudes to the fence sitters.

    There are good ones though. Like "Driver only carries $20 in ammo" and my personal favorite "Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people then my gun."
     
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    Around here parking a car at night with a sticker like that is like putting up a sign that says "Free Gun Under Seat!" Expect broken windows and rifled goveboxes/trunk if you park in the city.
     
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    At the university where I work I like to keep the libs on their toes with:

    Vote Democratic. It's easier than getting a job.
     
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    "Guns cause violence like flame extinguishers cause fires!"

    My own.
     
  12. J Miller

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    In range of what? Chewin tabaky is awfull nasty stuff..............:barf:
     
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    I like that!
     
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    Just got one today...

    WARNING

    Handgun in vehicle is larger than it appears
     
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    One bumper sticker that was quite funny was one that said "My guns have killed fewer people than Ted Kennedy's car" but was modified a bit. "Fewer" was scratched out and "as many" was written in there.
     
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    Try some tasteful combinations

    Semper Fi
    Save the Whales
    and a gay pride rainbow

    almost guaranteed to have people's heads exploding as they try to comprehend the juxtaposition.

    Then there's Survivor XXX: Each team has one of those Toyota hybrid cars, with bumper stickers saying things like "Vegetarians for World Disarmament".

    The winner is the one who gets furthest through Texas :evil:

    J.
     
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    GUN CONTROL: Hitting what you're aiming at.

    SPECIAL FORCES: Kill them all, let G-d sort them out.

    Don't go away mad ... just go away.

    Seen in San Francisco: "Don't ask, don't tell, don't drop the soap"
     
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    If you end up printing a sticker, tell me.
     
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    "Body Piercing by 1911"

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    This one was given to me by a friend...

    What Constitution?
    Vote Democratic
     
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    I think gun bumper stickers are just inviting criminals to shoot you first, ask questions later. Kind of like "protected by S&W" on your front door. And "keep honking, I'm reloading" -- reloading why? Reloading means you have already expended your ammunition. On what? Did you just take part in a driveby shooting?? That bumper sticker makes no sense. I carry CCW and I take the concealed part of it very seriously, including not advertising my self-protection choices to my neighbors and total strangers...
     
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    Not really gun related but I had this on my jeep until I changed bumpers


    "Had God not removed Man from the Garden of Eden the Sierra Club would have"
     
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    The best one I ever saw:

    Was on the back bumper of a very scruffy, rural-looking p/u (rare around here, what with all the damyankee golf trash) :fire: parked at the bookstore,viz:

    "Nine out of ten politicians prefer unarmed peasants."
     
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