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Discussion in 'General Gun Discussions' started by Agent P, Aug 29, 2005.

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  1. Agent P

    Agent P Member

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    My brother recently enlisted in the USMC, and he received a neat catalog called Sgt. Grit today in the mail. I was paging through it and there's a couple of pages of bumper stickers. Some are pretty cool:

    Be Safe, Sleep With A Marine ( :evil: )

    Happiness Is A Belt-fed Weapon

    When In Doubt, Empty The Magazine

    You Only Have The Rights You Are Willing To Fight For

    Peace Through Superior Firepower

    Give War A Chance

    Except For Ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism, and Communism, WAR Has Never Solved Anything

    Artillery Men Have Iron Balls

    Destroyed In 30 Minutes Or The Next One's Free ( :D )

    Marine Riflemen Can Do It 50 Times In 4 Different Positions (oh my...)

    MARINE SNIPER You Can Run But You'll Die Tired
     
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    I saw one that said "United States Marine Corps. When it absolutely, positively, has to be blown up overnight."
     
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    actually it's "when it doubt empty it out !!!"
     
  4. 1911 guy

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    U.s.m.c.

    Uncle Sam's Misguided Children.
    I hope the caps show up, my keyboard has been giving me fits. This is my fourth edit to get initials all caps.
     
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    "USMC. Mess with the best, die like the rest."
     
  6. Darth Ruger

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    A few I've seen:

    Navy SEAL - Death from below.

    Airborne Ranger - Death from above.

    Army Cook - Death from within.
     
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    My Father was a Jarhead in WWII. He told me once that U.S.M.C. = "Underground Society of Moron Celebrities". :neener:
     
  8. GregGry

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    You Only Have The Rights You Are Willing To Fight For

    Peace Through Superior Firepower

    Awesome quotes, I am going to get a shirt made with that first quote...
     
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    "What Would Chesty Do?"
     
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    driver only carries $20 worth of ammunition.

    had that one on my old car. i kinda wonder if i could be sued for false advertisement. 36 rounds of 180gr golden saber costs a little more than $20.
     
  11. Rich K

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    Had one on my truck once that said'My wife yes,my dog maybe.My gun,never."She never could figure it out. :D
     
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    seen one after 9/11 that said " box knives verses my .45, silly terrorists.“

    another one was "fight crime, shoot back"

    and who can forget "keep honking I'm reloading"
     
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    If you can read this, thank a teacher.
    If you can read this in English, thank a soldier.
     
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    Not firearms related, but one I saw a little while ago:

    "If you can read this, where the ****'s my trailer?"
     
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    Hahaha thats a good one :D
     
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    rich k

    A Redneck? That far North?
     
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    Actually it's "when it doubt whip it out !!!

    "It" is your reserve parachute.
     
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    USMC = Uncle Sam's Moldy Crotch.

    Semper Fi!
     
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    I saw a great USMC bumper sticker the other day:

    "Dying a natural death is for pussies."

    :cool: That one made me laugh. Although I highly doubt the USMC puts it out.
     
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    The last tailgater bought me this car.
     
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    My other car is an F-15
     
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    First off, I don't like stickers on my car... it's bad enough my employer forces me to have one in order to use the parking garage. However, I do have a rather innocuous black on white "Criminals Prefer Unarmed Victims" on my (white) car. It gets the point across without seeming confrontational.
    As a side note, I haven't been tail-gated for more than five consecutive seconds since I put in on. I figure five seconds is how long it takes for the message to "come together" after being read. :D

    BTW, this is my second such sticker on my second white car. I am quite fond of the combination.
     
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    Favorite bumper sticker of all time.......

    If you're riding my a**, you'd better be pulling my hair.




    Seen on the back bumper of a late model 4wd Ford Ranger driven by a 18-20 yo HOTTIE during my last year of college.

    I tried to catch up with her with little success..... :D


    W
     
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    "I brake for Jayne Mansfeld's head"
     
  25. Darth Ruger

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    "My other car is my feet."


    "My other car... isn't."


    "This is my other car!"
     
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