mortablunt
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I've been living in a college dorm continuously for the past 2 months. As such, I have a number of conclusions about how to stay within the rules and still be a hard target.
#1: Don't leave things lying around. Everyone loves free stuff, especially nice lucrative free stuff like Mac laptops. Tape your computer and pricey things everywhere with you.
#2: Keep your dorm locked. Seriously, about 1/4 of laptops seem to get stolen from dorms while the owner is taking a shower.
#3: Have friends. Friends mean that if you get picked on, you'll have backup.
#4: Have innocuous weapons. I mean that you should have something innocuous that can be used for a weapon. Think of a long heavy flashlight, or a baseball bat with a mitt and ball.
#5: Don't associate with the drug people. Colleges have strong drub subcultures. Most of the people in them are rather stupid but harmless. However, the suppliers are definitely criminals through and through.
#6: Check your door. Make sure that you know who gets in before you open it.
#7: Hold your valuables. Your valuable property should be locked up or on your person at all times.
#8: Know how to fight. Definitely learn martial arts and practice hard and practice regularly.
#9: Hide the goods. Don't let on that you have something valuable that could easily be stolen.
#10: Don't vex others. Every now and then, you run into a vengeful piece of work who seriously would deliver disproportionate retribution if he got the opportunity. Keep people happy and no one will want to target you.
#1: Don't leave things lying around. Everyone loves free stuff, especially nice lucrative free stuff like Mac laptops. Tape your computer and pricey things everywhere with you.
#2: Keep your dorm locked. Seriously, about 1/4 of laptops seem to get stolen from dorms while the owner is taking a shower.
#3: Have friends. Friends mean that if you get picked on, you'll have backup.
#4: Have innocuous weapons. I mean that you should have something innocuous that can be used for a weapon. Think of a long heavy flashlight, or a baseball bat with a mitt and ball.
#5: Don't associate with the drug people. Colleges have strong drub subcultures. Most of the people in them are rather stupid but harmless. However, the suppliers are definitely criminals through and through.
#6: Check your door. Make sure that you know who gets in before you open it.
#7: Hold your valuables. Your valuable property should be locked up or on your person at all times.
#8: Know how to fight. Definitely learn martial arts and practice hard and practice regularly.
#9: Hide the goods. Don't let on that you have something valuable that could easily be stolen.
#10: Don't vex others. Every now and then, you run into a vengeful piece of work who seriously would deliver disproportionate retribution if he got the opportunity. Keep people happy and no one will want to target you.